Part Two!!

Trigun is so mean it's like here's this funny whimsical little man with the love of five thousand suns ans rainbows. Isn't he so very cute and loveable? Now watch him go through the absolute most diabolical torment the author can think of. And they did three different versions of it. AND THEY ALL SLAP

Hilarious to me how there are only two instances of Stan Pines being compared to PT Barnum (at least that I'm aware of), one of them is in the character pitch, which was one of the earliest things created about the character, and the other one is on the tbob website.

And the way the whole course of his character's changed is so funny to me.

The first one is, like, lol, look at this weird and probably insane old ass charlatan

And the second one is an implication that he may canonically have PTSD

You fucked up a perfectly good con-man is what you did. Look at him. He's got PTSD!

i SO agree about robotnik being aggressive even when he's trying to be affectionate. he's like a dog with no bite inhibition

accidental injuries, too! i have a very silly scene in my head where stone tries to do the good morning hug from behind trope and robotnik gets so startled that he elbows him in the ribs lol

Stone is very proud

ko-fi

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

what if we were best friends since childhood and then we started dating and then i mercy killed you before my dad and i took over the planet and killed billions. and we were both boys 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I thought this was math.

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

well okay

Okay okay I have tried something….pls pls gravity falls fandom do NOT make fun of me for it.

So uh I remember the rap battle Mr. Pine vs Ford ask a while back…and I have watched a few Rap Battles YouTube videos and wanted to… try to make Mr. Pinius Pine’s first verse. This was my first time ever doing something like this.

I don’t really think I capture Mr. Pine’s character correctly, but I wanted to at least give it a shot….

I mean there’s no harm in trying, right?

EPIC RAP BATTLES!

MR. PINE VS MR. PINES GO!

(Slowly rising upbeat tempo, curtain opens)

Welcome friends!, it’s time for the show.

I have heard of making enemies, but buddy, this is an all time low.

I didn’t come here to attack

Yet here I am picking your slack

You’re over there with your 12 PHD’s

And yet with you’re looking like you’d be knocked down with a single breeze

I’m a piece of Felt, but with these verse I belt

I’ll be the last one standing, not a single criticism of yours sticks the landing

OOOOOHHHHHHHH GUYS THE RAP BATTLE!!!!!! GUYS THE RAP BATTLE IS ON QUICK EVERYONE GET THE CAMERA

WHO IS NEXT WHOSE GONNA DO STANFORDS REPLY KEEP IT GOIN

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense