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Final and third rant :D

Alright I'm breaking this into sections or id just keep going in circles and this is giving me a nice break from putting in my new hair extentions lol

The time-line

WTF IS going on if they want dante to not know vergil is alive it would have to be before 3 but then he shouldn't have met lady yet,[if I'm remembering correctly] even if I'm not ot still wouldn't make sence due to the age revel of vergil being alive in the games the only way that dante not knowing he was spardas son would work is if it happened before the games but then he can't figure out vergil is alive agghhh I'm so confused at this

Lady

I actuly do dislike her characet as much as I was scared I would and they kept her backstory relatively the same [Yuppie :D]

However still confused on some parts of her like the organization I already forgot it's name lol

White rabbit

Alice in wonderland theme was actuly pretty cool but why did the guy have to be human honestly I would have preferred it if he stayed mysterious with no known motives as I feel it makes him a more compelling villan sure his backstory makes sence with his actions but how did he open the portal between the demon and human realm without the amulet why not just keep doing that why the while villan slick ...... also why sew you rabbit head costume on IT DOESNT NEWD TO BE SEWN ON

Also I'm amazed they didn't redesign the devil trigger it was actuly pretty cool, same with the introduction of lady's heavy power gun but was missing something.......SOMENE GETTING A MOTTERCYCLE CHUCKED AT THEM [dmc, dmc5] where was it

Also where was Trish she's from the first game and was one of the first characters introduced but I guess she didn't make the cut????

Vergil

Ok I got a lot on this one lol

His ass would not give away his side of the amulet it was the last thing his mother have him he wouldn't just give it up sure it's destroy the barrier between the demon and human realm witch is sumtjing he's tried to do before but he still heald on to the amulet not Arhum [i can't spell his name] it just does make any sence to me why not open the relms yourself and cut out the middle man especially cuz the white rabbit is human and he believes humanity is weaker the demon kind why would he trust this task to the white rabbit it seemed Hella weird to me also idk that he dot 5 seconds of screen time I needed to see him slice someone with that katana lol ,

So much of this storyline made no sence and seemed like they didn't really try to relate it beack to the series at all aside from some one liners [ the re joke cuz say it with me now " devil may cray was origanly a resedent evil 4 " ]but beyond that seemed lack luster at best

But I'm a deprived dmc fan so I'll take what I can get : /

Art the shrimp 🍤

I hope the Saw movies never resort to CGI or recasting to de-age a character and instead keep up the cherished tradition of putting them in a backwards baseball cap to indicate that a scene takes place in the past

Why do they look so similar

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GRAHHHH

Never forget what they did to his fucking fade... they unfaded him...

Random rant that idk if anyone will care about but ..

What is going on the the new dmc show, like why make is so dante doesn't know that he's a demon a huge part of his character was his past as one of the sons or sparda and they just make is so he doesn't know?! I'm only 3 episodes in and it already make no sence i wanted to love this show but it's not looking to great atm, I wouldn't mind if they changed a few things but dante not knowing he's the son of sparda is a strange thing to change and kind of putting me off, and from what I've seen there also gonna completely change lady's story as well ,wich I personally think is weird cuz her origanal story was so good in dmc three and left a great impact on the storyline... idk mabey I'm over reacting , but I didn't have that high of expectations but idk

And the villan "the white rabbit" actuly was kinda compelling in the first epesode he is that same kind of key villan that fits the series , a demon possessing a child's toy lol,but he is not enough to save the series, it is also kinda funny to me [ as a catholic] how they just seem to try to add religion in every other sentence sure their dealing with demons but come on region isn't the main focus of the series and they way they went about it just screamed edgy teens that want to show a character is religious spewing things that are vaguely Cristian/catholic but not actuly found anywhere in the Germans or teachings is strange and annoyingly repetitive ...AND WTF IS WITH THE DOCTOR ,HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AMULET,HOW DO YOU DEVELOP DEMON BULLETS ,WTF IS GOING ON 😆

Lowkey love Enzo lol ;>