10464john - John.

when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

I don’t even care about the deleted scene

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

i just had a dream of a Larva and House M.D. crossover.

(Larva, as in the TV animated show.)

Season 9 - “The H Word”

I MADE IT, THE NICE GUYS 2016 SICFIC THAT MAINLY FOCUSES ON JACKSON HEALY.

If it's dog shit lemme know so I can rewrite it😍

(this is the first time I've ever written a sic fic)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62771908

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.