They/it/ey, lover of the horrors
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We don’t talk about this Starbucks feminism enough.
I just need to post this chaos. 🤣🤣
When the Onion has better journalism than actual news channels:
Horror movie characters as tweets
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
me when i’m playing the left right game with my sister but she really wants to go to wintry bay
nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha
i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡
i'm here to boop people and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum
Goodnight everybody it's been an honor stabbing with you all
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
me when i see someone censor the word kill in real life / a website where it’s allowed
like to cover a car with hammers, reblog to explode it
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday