"En Même Temps... ça Fait Longtemps Qu'on A Pas Dormi Dans La Même Tente, Sire."

I just watched the baseball scene on my phone and now every white screen seems red... someone help me Catherine Hardwicke broke my eyes !!! 😵

Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

Me with UNHhhh 😅 Love these two gals !

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

Anyone else with chronic pain ever get really absorbed in a project and dissociate from your body while you're working but then you finish and you come back to your body and you're just like AAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S WRONG?? oh yeah. The horrors. Never mind

En ce moment je suis triste, je sais pas pourquoi. J'ai la flemme de tout et je m'ennuie à mourir. J'ai envie de voir des gens mais personne à voir. Vivement la reprise parce que j'en ai marre de tourner en rond.

Bon... pour l'instant mon idée semble pas avoir trop de succès 😅 Allez la communauté Tumblr, filez moi un coup de main et de nombreux RT !

Premier pour l'instant mais si je peux j'irais bien 2 ou 3 fois 😄

K-assembly, be honest, c'est votre combientième (c pô français ça) visionnage de KV1 et combien comptez-vous en faire d'autre ?

I had a little thought on game of thrones and how Tywin could have won the Game.

A. After the Battle of Blackwater instead of punishing Tyrion with a wedding with Sansa, he should have offer him a wedding with Margeary.

1) Tyrion punishment would have been the same because it was the wedding itself that he loathe

2) Margeary would have been a wonderful ally to Tyrion, just imagine one sec the power of Margeary/Tyrion/Olenna together !

3) The alliance between the Lannister and Tyrell would have been preserved, with a slight insult to the Tyrell

B. Tywin should have betrothed Sansa

1) She is a valuable hostage, it is necessary to keep her out of Joffrey's games and painful actions and what better protection than to be Tywin's future wife ?

2) He could have use a false medical pretext to not touch her until she reach 16 or 17 and by that time the war would be over.

3) He could have order Cersei to find a suitable wife for Joffrey, which would have the benefit to give her an occupation and a distraction

With all that, you have Sansa under protection, a durable alliance with the Tyrell, with the possibility of a new generation by Tyrion an Margeary, Cersei occupied to find a wife for her first born and no Purple Wedding ! So no trial for Tyrion, no Tyrion killing his father ! Tywin stay to rule and avoid all of Cersei stupid decisions !

What do you think ?

Hey ! I have a headcanon but I can't write it , could you do it for me, pretty please ? 😇

It's Billy's birthday, Bella give him a present and tell him that Esme help her. He frowns but open it anyway and it's... a realistic painting of Ephraim and the first pack. Because the Cullen have met them and could talk about them to the current Quileute and he realise that only now.

Thank you💖 This is a great headcanon! I'm sorry I spent some time thinking about how to write it. Here it is. 

"Have they really gone?” Billy asked as Bella pushed him into the house.

"Yes. Except for me and Edward." Bella looked around the room. Jacob was nowhere to be seen.

"He went to the grocery store," Billy said to her.

"Emmett and Rosalie got enrolled at a university in Europe. Alice and Jasper went to South America. Carlisle had found a job in Vermont and he got there last week. Esme stayed a few days longer for her project, and she got on a plane this morning to Vermont."

"I have to say, this is the best birthday present ever." 

"After everything… everything that had happened here, they felt that the sooner they left the better. Carlisle said the fewer people we stay here, the less impact we would make on the tribe"

"Hum. It's a pity he didn't realize it earlier." Billy said bitterly.

He remembered feeling the chills running down his back when the vampire doctor called. How he wished that those vampires did not exist, that the vampires did not put his children's lives in danger over and over again. He could finally relax. They were gone and will never return.

"I thought I’ll see you later at Charlie's. What brought you here?" Billy habitually went into the kitchen to offer Bella the fried fish that had just been cooked. Just as he was about to fetch the fish, he realized that he had forgotten that she was a vampire now, with sculptural pale figure, weird eyes and pungent smell like the mix of shampoo and cream.

He went back to the living room and looked at Bella sitting on the sofa. He was still not sure if it was still ‘the Bella’ who ran around while he and Charlie were fishing, who beat little Jacob to tears with the mud, who would roll down the van window and greet him warmly when they met.

But still, once Billy thought that she would leave like the rest of the Cullens one day, he felt his heart aches.

"Esme asked me to bring you something."

"Again. We don't take charity, or any 'compensate of penance'."

"It's not money. Wait for me, will you?" Bella went out at human speed and returned with a large, delicate rectangular package.

Billy frowned and didn't reach out to take it. He refused to accept anything from the vampires. The woman's smell was still lingered on it.

Esme. 

Billy wondered. He didn't know the vampire doctor's wife and tries to avoid the Cullens whenever he goes to town to run errands. In his vague impression, Esme was a strange person. When he met her once in the supermarket, she caught him in the eye, smiled at him, and quickly grabbed her bags and left the store. And Jacob and Seth like the sandwiches she made.

No matter what, she's the leader’s wife. She's a vampire. Small acts of kindness could never make up for the harm they caused because they were not supposed to disturb their lives at the first place.

"Please? We made this together, me and Esme." 

Billy gave up, took it, and unwrapped the package.

To his surprise, it was a portrait, as real as a photo, painted three members of the pack whose names were written at the bottom, Ephraim Black, Levi Uley, and Quill Atoeara II.

"This is..."

"She painted the 1930s shape-shifters as she remembered them."

Billy stared at the three young men in the picture. He had never known what Ephraim looked like in his youth. Ephraim's few remaining photographs, taken in his later years, were kept in the Black’s family album. It had been so long since Billy had looked through the album that Ephraim's face had blurred in his memory. As far as he could remember, his grandfather always had white hair, wrinkles on his forehead, and a scar near his brow.

Carefully, Billy ran his finger over the scar on Ephraim's left brow on the portrait.

"Well. I'm glad that the vampires are gone and we’re finally in peace again." Billy put the portrait down and leaned it against the wall.

"Seven o 'clock at Charlie's. Don't forget. There’s a cake for you." Bella tried to hide her disappointment when Billy didn't talk about the portrait as if it did not exist.

"Did he make the cake or did he buy it?"

"Will you eat it if he made it?" Bella teased.

"Hell no." Billy laughed. He felt like his Bella was back.

"Tell her. Esme. Tell her I said thanks." Billy said to Bella as she walked out of the house.

Headcanon that Emmett is a Dolly fan