Stupid Story Idea: A Bunch Of Famous Fictional Detectives Are All On A Boat Cruise Or Train Ride When

Gah I’m in a funk I can’t draw anything!!! Someone give me a prompt!!!!!!

LETTSS FUCKIINGN GOOOOO

Reblog to kill it faster

Rat clown :3

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

Happy New Year lovelies, I’m going to bed i don’t stay up this late

I am your loyal knight my Quing<3

An old friend of mine once called me a "Quing" and honestly it felt worse than being called a slur

Here are the real little guys they often travel with me I like just pocketing them if I’m going out

i feel like the most insane thing in star wars that im not seeing enough people using in their fics is that fact that, even under the chip, cody just fucking abandoned the empire.

dude's literally under a chip that commands him to be loyal to it, and he still ended up going "nah fuck this shit im out"

codys a fucking badass

God I love lesbian gorn

GORN! The Gorn, which appears in season 1 episode 18: “Arena” of Star Trek: The Original Series, is a butch lesbian confirmed.

absolutely in love with this chaos of a SP illustration in particular because watson is so. desensitised. to holmes' theatrics

this is like the third time holmes has knocked shit over (water pot, table with fruits, you name it) so he's just completely dead faced. confused? yes. but not entirely surprised when he turns around only to find that holmes has fucked off somewhere else to pursue the case. cat behaviour.

and then holmes proceeds to almost get himself killed because of course he does

(i also love this illustration because look how clearly and beautifully they're drawn!! look at them!!)