Maybe Dazai Was Just In Our Imagination This Whole Time

Chuuya Wants His Hat Back

so. do you think the port mafia rules are pasted on a poster on the door to mori’s office in comedically small comic sans

if you can’t read them (and honestly i’d be more surprised if you could):

1. be a decent member of our organization and whatnot

2. you can no longer just leave out of nowhere, especially not if you're a person in power. thanks dazai

3. you can no longer buy your way into being an executive. thanks ace

4. if your name is dazai osamu you are to stay outside of a 100 mile radius around the building (rule suggested and enforced by nakahara chuuya)

5. as long as you are in this organization you will ALWAYS pour the milk in before the cereal

6. failure to comply to the rule above results in the death penalty

7. don't ask mori about elise. just don't (rule suggested and enforced by ozaki kouyou)

8. don't go in the basement

9. don't ask WHY you can't go in the basement

10. you can't go in the basement because verlaine is down there. this is self-explanatory enough

11. steal something from the person who got you into the organization or whatever. if you joined on your own, no you didn't

12. do not question nakahara chuuya about his past affiliations with dazai, he WILL bark at you like a chihuahua for the rest of the week

13. the popcorn machine is always broken (thanks to chuuya), don't bother trying to fix it. trust me, we've tried, that was some good crusty popcorn man

14. refrain from using personal playlists as background ambience during executive meetings (especially those containing the song "it's not like i like you" by static-p. we don’t talk about why this is a rule)

15. ignore rules 5-6

The fact that Dazai canonically wanted to be a Princess 💅

inspired by this pic

i made a quiz about what kind of evil you are

haaaave fun

I'm too smart for Horror movies anyway.

pov: you’re in a horror movie

1. create your own look here

2. find out what role you are here

MAN i wish i looked this cool. i wouldn't be the killer tho let's be honest i'm too lazy. thank u @mychemicalrachel for the tag, i'm writing my diss on horror films so this was super fuuuun!!

i'll go ahead and tag a handful of mutuals <3 @achilleslikespeas @spindrifters @kelliealtogether @fruity-individual

Dazai and Chuuya are foils and mirrors to each other at the same time. Dazai and Chuuya are foils and mirrors to each other at the same time. Dazai and Chuuya are foils and mirrors to each other at the same ti–

singularity | how beautiful

INPRNT

for my friend, good luck on the new chapter guys i'm rooting for you

They say: eyes are the mirror of the soul. Harukawa subtly pushing the "same soul, different bodies" agenda for skk.

Not enough people pay attention to the fact that harukawa designed both dazai and chuuya with the same eye color.

HUZZAH almost 10 months in the making I present my biggest project so far!! My new bsd stormbringer animatic will be premiering on Youtube in 30 MINUTES >:D

whose heartbeat is it, then? mine?