- Watching Poi

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love

i really love all of root’s aliases they are so incredibly on brand for her and i’m imagining her and the machine picking the names like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

instead of processing my feelings and taking my meds i’ve decided to sign up for mubi.

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

making text posts for me is like joga and meditating for most people

soulmates are cool and wtv but like imagine choosing to love someone not because some higher power made it destiny

My friend said this was me looking at the computer :/