Gang I Hate Dolphins So Much Everyone Thank My Dm For Changing The Enemy Shark To An Enemy Dolphin

i’m casting a spell that makes your favorite animal a cow 🐄

NOOOOO

They're okay, just too big, makes me nervous...

I mean, they're my favorite animals, so large and cow and friendly-

Commission done by @less-depresso-more-espresso for winning their 8k DTIYS! I love him so much, 2012 Raph has always spoken to me.

ID in alt text and under the cut.

[Start ID] A digitally drawn bust shot of Raphael from 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he is looking to the right with a slight frown, his brow furrowed. He has a scar on his lip, shell, and arm. His red mask has tattered tails. [End ID]

Chat I'm so tired, not even silly tired. Just tired. It's lame.

Yes, she's so right. I am fine and well cared for and do not need saving.....

Sorry ma'am.... 😔

Live image of me trapped in @captainzigo evil lair

Me when I- *I explode into confetti and in my place is a tiny tuxedo cat*

Meow meow meow 🐈‍⬛️

Good day chat, I got the worst coloring book I have ever seen at the dollar store and I thought I might cry laughing. It's full of very poorly traced images of anime characters, and the cover has AI art on it.

Its advertised as "Advanced Coloring"

It is hardly even a coloring book and I love it and hate it and want to bite it with my fucking teeth

Pictures below- even one request and I will post the others

**Explodes**

Below is Sam. I'm upset, so it gets to be in Situations.

(It/He/Any)

TW- pink blood, gore, vent art.

ID in alt text and below.

Start ID. Torso up of an angel. Its skin is white, its wings are blue. He is covered in bright pink blood. Its head is detatched from its neck. They are crying. It has 2 halos that cross over each other. He doesn't have a mouth or any facial features other than eyes. They have red hair and gray freckles. End ID.

top five hottest ninja turtle bad guys

Karai (2003), Bishop (2003), Alopex (Comics), Newtralizer (2012), Tiger Claw (2012)

How did that cat hit him, he lives in a world without cars 🤨

Do you miss Teary Dove?

will he ever wake from this coma! oh if only that cat hadn’t hit him

Artist rendition of Wake Turbulence receiving this rejection letter-

I hope I did your vision justice!

(Based on the character being called Mrs. I did assume this character used she/her pronouns. Let me know if you'd like me to change the pronouns or the character appearance).

Image ID in alt text and under the cut.

Begin description. A teary-eyed gray unicorn with darker gray spots. A hoof is held to her mouth, and her teal hair is in a bun. Her pale green magic holds a piece of parchment that is covered in scribbles to indicate writing, the bottom reads, 'lol, no.' A close-up of her cutie mark is in the top right, a burning pile of rubble that used to be an airplane. End description.

re: resume

Mrs. Wake Turbulence

thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.

Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.

it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.

wishing you luck in another career,

Rustle Feathers, Human Resources