Reading like the monster The Monster at the End of This Book, thrilling.
Bed against zero walls: You're a freak
Bed against one wall: Acceptable, but you can do better
Bed against two walls: Perfect
Bed against three walls: Do you live in a closet?
Bed against four walls: How???
Bed against five walls: What? That makes no sense...
Bed against six walls: Stop...
Bed against seven walls: I said stop!
Bed against eight walls: What are you doing?! That's too many walls!
Bed against nine walls: We've gone too far, I don't think we're in normal reality anymore...
Bed against ten walls: Hello? Is anybody there? How are there walls all perpendicular to one another?
Bed against eleven walls: We're definitely not in normal reality anymore
Bed against twelve walls: I think we're the only ones here. Just me and the bed.
Bed against thirteen walls: It's weirdly... cozy over here.
Bed against fourteen walls: Could this have been what I wanted all along? Solitude?
Bed against sixteen walls: Wait, Did you see that? We skipped 15.
Bed against twenty walls: No, this is definitely too much. Somebody get me out of here!
Bed against twenty eight walls: The skips are getting bigger, the walls are closing in...
Bed against forty walls: They're suffocating me...
Bed against sixty walls: Help...
Bed against one hundred walls: ...help.
Bed against two hundred walls: ...
Bed against five hundred walls: . . .
Bed against one thousand walls: . . .
Bed against five thousand walls: . . .
Bed against twenty thousand walls:
Bed against one hundred thousand walls:
Bed against five hundred thousand walls:
Bed against one million walls:
Bed against one billion walls:
Bed against one trillion walls:
Bed against one quadrillion walls: . . .
Bed against one quintillion walls: . . .
Bed against one sextillion walls: . . .
Bed against one nonillion walls: ...good night.
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Porcellio scaber “White Noise,” a morph that I bred last year from a cross involving “Dalmatian.” like “Dalmatian” P. scaber, most of the body lacks pigment, but “White Noise” reduces the pigmentation even further, resulting in very tiny markings, if any. the name (suggested by someone on Tumblr!) comes from the staticky appearance of the variegated eyes, a trait I don’t think I’ve seen in any other mutation.
I am in the process of breeding out the “Dalmatian” gene to figure out what the mutation responsible for the reduced pigment and eye variegation looks like in an otherwise normal isopod.
Hot take: I unironically think Solarpunk should do more stuff with googie/general-50s-style aesthetics as an act of political praxis.
Cause like, specifically because of how different it is from the Default Solarpunk Aesthetic that slowly seems to be becoming A Thing.
Because there’s always a worry that solarpunk becomes appropriated as just an aesthetic divorced from the political praxis and practical design aspects that are the whole point of it.
And like, while it’d always have the inherent boundary of form-follows-function, I think the best way to head that off is to diversify solarpunk into many other aesthetics, if that makes sense?
This is so incredibly stupid I love them
When you dress as sherlock and feel weird the whole day
i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense
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People are acting so weird and possessive of Markiplier for the whole OnlyFans situation. He's an adult. He's an adult who's been a celebrity for years. He knows people thirst on him. That's why he had this idea in the first place. He's not some naive kid you must protect. He's not some innocent soul that the evil sluts of Tumblr and Twitter will corrupt. He knows the Internet, he knows his fans and he knows his job.
He's an adult and he can make his own choices.