A Quick Little Reminder That Spelldon And Valentine Gossip With Each Other

okay let’s assume the hunter grimwalker theory is true, and they grow up like regular people and start as babies and all that

what if hunter grew up in like a sleeping beauty type situation? like belos just sends two scouts into the woods with a baby and is like “raise him for a couple years and train him and all that” and when he feels like hunter is old enough he sends in people to kill the scouts with wild magic and he makes it a whole act of “saving hunter” and how he’s his uncle and has “been looking for him for so long”

like emotional manipulation at it’s finest obviously, but it also provides that extra kick that makes hunter extra loyal to belos and fits with what he believes his family history to be

Valentines real accent is definitely a MESS

He’s been everywhere a million times, and every time, the language is different. He definitely merges them and his real accent picked up traces of nearly everywhere he’s been. He uses the southern one often (even when he doesn’t need to) just because it’s easier for everyone else

The real one comes out when he’s tired, or cranky (which is quite often), or when he’s talking too fast, or not paying enough attention to it to fix it

Spelldon loves it. He loves the stories it tells of places he was never allowed to go. Of eras and cities and empires he missed out on

If valentine is not in MH3 and I can't edit him to "can't fight the moonlight" by leann rimes i will be very sad :( so mr. holland you should add him

Well well well

1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason

2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them

3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun

4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him

5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax

6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.

7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)

8. He talks really fast

9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking

9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life

10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.

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Random idea but Frankie’s heart in g3 actually belonged to Ellis’ father

Israel burned people alive by striking tents at a hospital courtyard, and we all watched it live-streamed on our screens.

4 Palestinians were killed, and 70 others suffered severe burns from the same attack.

These 70 are still alive and screaming out of pain because Israel does not allow any medication into Gaza, not burn creams or pain medication, not even bandages.

aww thank you! I honestly think the same thing of your page. I love looking through it and I love your stuff with Valentine and Spelldon together. You make them so sweet 😭

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Okay but you know how EVERYTHING in MH happened 400 years ago? Stoker has been in charge of the vampires for 400 years and the vampire’s heart is missing. Lizzie left before Draculaura did which means Val is for SURE in Romania when she flees.

What if Stoker sent him out to find the Vampire Heart? After all who better than the immensely powerful emotional vampire he has wedged beneath his thumb?

And Val is just that guy and ended up near Monster High, unknowingly finding the location of the Heart in Robecca

Because he can’t get rid of stoker’s control no matter how hard he tries or how far he goes

Valentine being from Ireland in fanon is so fun to me because two of the most famous vampire literature authors (Bram Stoker and Sheridan le Fanu) were Irish

Sheridan le Fanu wrote Carmilla if you didn’t know