Bands As Shit People Said At My School

Bands as shit people said at my school

Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*

Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.

Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!

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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.

Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.

Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.

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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean

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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!

Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?

Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*

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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?

Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!

Teacher: Billie Joe no!

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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?

Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!

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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!

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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.

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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.

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-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

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-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

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-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

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Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

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-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

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