Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*
Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.
Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!
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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.
Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.
Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.
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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean
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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!
Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?
Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*
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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?
Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!
Teacher: Billie Joe no!
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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?
Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!
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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!
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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.
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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.
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MCR return setlist is perfection 👌
Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.
Ray: Is ready.
Frank: Is there baby.
Moikey: Is fucken ready.
Gerard: Thinks he’s alright.
Pride Month Ships🌈 (¼) Victuri⛸
Gerard Way talking about self harm. <3
To my lesbian sisters who thought they were bi but later realized they weren't:
You aren't adding to the stereotype that bisexuality is a "phase" or that bisexuals are just "lesbians afraid to come out"
To my bisexual sisters who thought they were lesbians but later realized they're actually bisexual:
You aren't adding to the stereotype that lesbians just "need to find the right man" or that lesbians can be "turned".
It'll never be your fault for how those stereotypes paint us
Frank looks dead inside. I can’t stop laughing.
That person must be you
Moikey:
-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra
-Has been down with kickball since the third grade
-90% leg
-Jawline could CUT a man
-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”
-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”
-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters
-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”
-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo
-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*
-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god
-“Sacrificing virgins..”
OH FRANKIE?!:
-Whirling blender of chaos
-Has probably given himself whiplash
-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE
-Literally fights everyone on stage
-“I play guitar and scream”
-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR
-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”
-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall
-tiny feets
RAY of sunshine:
-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”
-Frank: He’s a good kisser too
Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser
Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY
-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*
Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-
-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented
-Mom
-Puts up with everyone’s shit
-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”
-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK
-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*
Gee:
-Smol teeth
-Invented red eyeshadow
-Likes to jack off the mic
-YA MOM’S COMIN
-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”
-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS
-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”
-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af
-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll
-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”
-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE
-feather boas
-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”
Who knows what this page is any more? If you know me, no you don’t :)
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