Absolutenastin - Isn't It Too Dreamy?

Things you only hear in Doctor Who:

- Good evening, I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

- Jadoon platoon upon the moon

- Put Hitler in the cupboard.

- There are dinosaurs on a spaceship!

- You named your daughter… after your daughter.

- You’re Mr. Thick Thickity Thick-Face from Thicktown Thickania. And so’s your dad!

- There are soldiers in my house, and I’m in my pants.

- Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.

- Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe. Your nudity is appreciated.

- You’re not mating with me, sunshine.

- Allons-y Allonso!

- Don’t drop the banana. It’s a good source of potassium!

- Santa’s a robot!

- I’m waving at fat!

- There’s something else that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go poke it with a stick.

- I’ve got new kidneys! I don’t like the colour!

- I bring you air from my lungs!

- God bless the cactuses!

- This is my timey wimey detector. Goes ding when there’s stuff.

- Raxacoricofallapatorious.

- Don’t be lasagna.

- Oh baby I’m beating out a samba!

- I’ll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.

I'd like agent Cooper to take me anywhere 

Why do we talk out loud when we know we're alone? Because we know we're not (c) Thank you, mister Moffat for one more thing to afraid of :-O

Я не збиралася романсити Астаріона, я просто випадково його знайшла перша 😅

А потім він такий «Ой ми з тобою - дві душі що рухаються в одному напрямку… ДАВАЙ ОЧОЛИМО КУЛЬТ?»

Ну от як, ну от шо

x

So two penguins are walking on an iceberg and one penguin says to the other, ‘It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.’ And the other penguin says, ‘Maybe I am,’

Agent Cooper (via acquirednormality)