I’ve Discovered, During My Many Firefly-catching Excursions, That If I Use My Phone Flashlight To See

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

depression creature

Say what you want about them, but the Wilson family has i m p e c c a b l e taste in aliases.

Ravager? Deathstroke? Jericho? Twilight? Terminator? Legacy? Respawn? (I got half of these from the wiki, so don’t come after me if they’re wrong.)

Unbelievably badass.

my general interpretation of all of matpat's channels

game theory: the character you like is actually evil, and everything you know is a lie

film theory: can you survive popular franchise? probably not,

food theory: the absolute corporate ASSHAT CLOWNS in the food industry are LYING PIECES OF SHIT here's some tips on anarchist mutual aid-

gtlive: my marriage is better than yours. also fuck jason

elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now

i might be the gay mentally ill eldest daughter but im also the password child so there's that

letting myself read another cheesy kinda ooc batfam fic because i deserve to be free from the garbage fire that is canon rn

At my work, there are two different sizes of burger patty, meaning that it is a completely normal occurrence to hear someone shout about “needing big meat” from across the kitchen