I Can Be Shaped By More Than The Things That Hurt Me

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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You’re so cute. The way you get needy and desperate to be inside me and beg to be<333 thanking me over and over when I finally let you fuck me<3333 the way you get even more desperate when you’re close and lose yourself in fucking me and get all grabby with me while making delicious noises and moaning my name how good I feel ily ily ilyyyyyyyyy💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

remember kids

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

“I love my lesbian boyfriend!” [analog] collage. 2025. created by me.