- i see dead people.
- do you know mothman? i do.
- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.
- aliens took me once.
- *unholy screeching*
- you’d be a perfect specimen.
- you make me forget about my time in the forest.
- there’s a ghost in my basement.
- the government’s after me.
- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.
- d.b. cooper is my dad.
- i’ve got my third eye on you.
- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!
*Sees new Creature video*
Me: *Sighs* What stupid thing have my children done today
Hello I'd just like to say that Stanford Pines' thighs are thick and I want to lay kisses and bites on them. Thank you*walks off Earth*
Shit man i could get being mad about the video but basically telling your wife "good luck if theres killer clowns" is kinda fucked
These dorks will be the end of me I swear to god
ft. Nova & Aleks
(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)
Say “Ahhh~”
I fell into this trash pit and now I ship the botanical twink with the sadistic dentist.
One way or another, I came across leoblooms‘ little Orin X Seymour doodle, and I really wanted to color it so yeah, that happened.
I’m quite happy with how it turned out c: Although, the line art got a little messy cause I spent forever trying to make it transparent.
I love coloring things and if any of you have line art just, like, make it transparent and send it to me and I will love you forever.
Can someone please write a fanfiction or a headcanon where Jaskier just has a Griffin, like he saved it as a chick cause it's mom died and now the Griffin thinks jaskier is it's mom. I'd live for some angry husband trying to kill Jas cause he slept with his wife and "Oop nevermind big monster". Pls someone ಥ_ಥ
God fucking damn it leave these poor lesbians alone