Do You Think That When Steve Rogers Sneezes, One Of The Avengers Goes Up To Him And Whispers, “God

I would like to join this religion

shiro and matt calling each other by their actual names is my new religion

This post is amazing

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

This is great

AU in which Bill targeted Stan instead of Ford and it worked out great.

Thanks to @korino21 for being full of great ideas

This was so sweet and wholesome

Family.

Hello! This is one of the most special things I ever wrote. Not only because it’s emotional, but also because it was requested by one of the sweetest people this blog gave me the pleasure to meet! I hope this was what you wanted, @purplerain85 ! Thank you for trusting me with this one!

Prompt: You’re a single mom to a little girl and Tom absolutely falls in love with both of you and wants to start a family.

Warnings: Besides wanting to have babies with Tom, none.

Ps: I know what you’re thinking. “Maria, are you going to give the exact same names to the children on every story??” Yes, I will. Fight me.

like 3.5k words. 

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Ahhhhhhh Excuse me but I didn’t agree to die. All jokes this was a awesome read, can’t wait to read more.

Labyrinth

Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

A/N: is this the first piece of writing I’ve ever posted here? Yes. Am I a bit nervous? Yes. For the wonderful @hazsterfield writing challenge.

Prompt: “Please, just stay a little longer.”

Summary: Getting trapped in a death maze constructed by a psycho killer isn’t exactly how you expected this fight to go. 

Warnings: ANGST omg, blood, peril, light swearing? 

Word Count: 3k (wow, I got a little out of hand)

God, dad is gonna kill me after this one.

I mean, it’s not my fault right? Who could’ve predicted the psychos we were fighting would’ve built trap doors right into the ground of the battle field?

Not the Avengers, I guess.

Long story short, I convinced my dad to let me come to one of the “Big Fights”, which doesn’t happen particularly often. But this time Peter was given the ok, so I gave my dad an earful about injustice and my years of training until he gave in.

Tony Stark was kind of a push over when it came to me.

Anyway, so there we were, fighting an army of bots and soldiers run by a man who had been terrorizing the public with puzzles of death, and who was also very persistent about defeating the Avengers (as it was, of course, his last step to completing world domination, blah blah blah) when I drop straight down through a sudden opening in the earth. And suddenly I’m alone, in a maze of puzzles of death.

Great. You can bet I’m fucking grounded.

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Ahhhhhhh This series is so good

Lucid Dreams (part 1)

summary: in which steve and friends have one of their regular visits with tony and friends so that the reader and peter can see each other, this time things go unexpected…

warnings: none

pairing: peter parker x reader / steve rogers x adoptive daughter!reader / bucky barnes x adoptive sister!reader

word count: 650+

a/n: this was supposed to be a single one shot but i passed the maximum word count so now enJOY THREE PARTS OF THIS STORY I’M SORRY

story line: part one part two part three

IT AMAZED YOU at how you and Peter were the main reason why the team was starting to slowly get closer after the events of Civil War.

You, being Steve’s adoptive daughter. Peter, being Tony’s adoptive son. With this, you and Peter always had a thing for each other and of course the adults only wanted to see you both happy and have a normal teenage life. So, they managed to arrange times where you were able to see each other without the government being involved. You both were still teens, you didn’t need the stress of the government trying to separate you two.

This was one of the times where the team got together without telling the government of Cap’s crew paying a visit. You walked down the ramp from the quin-jet. Steve and Bucky was by your side as Sam, Wanda, and Vision were behind you three. You saw Peter standing next to Tony with Bruce and Natasha.

You and Peter smiled at each other and ran over to give each other the biggest hug. The adults smiled down at the teens. Young love was one of their biggest possessions they made sure to not mess with. They kept this close to them.

Tony and Steve looked at each other and gave a nod in acknowledgment. You and Peter quickly ran away and did your own thing while the adults began to talk about how to fix the mess that happened during their fight.

Bucky gave Steve a look before making his way toward Bruce. They both exchanged a few words quietly before making their way inside the building. Tony gave Steve a questionable look.

“He needed some adjustments on his arm.” Steve shrugged, “We don’t have your technology out there.”

“If he destroys something…-” Tony began.

“Don’t worry Tony,” Steve sighed. “Bucky means no harm.”

The tension of the room fell just slightly as Tony sighed and nodded. He was still hurt by everything that happened a few months ago. Soon, everyone went inside to do their own thing.

You and Peter hung out in Peter’s guest room in the Avengers facility. The two of you were laying on the couch as the television played a movie in the background. The two of you were too busy thinking of what to say to pay attention to the film.

“It’s been such a long time…” You heard yourself speak.

Peter sighed, “Two months.”

You looked up at him with a pained smile, “I know this is not the relationship you want but you know I’ll always be with Cap.”

Peter nodded, “And I’ll always be with Tony.”

You both were silent for a moment, trying to take in each others presence. You laid on Peter’s chest as you thought about everything that’s been happening. You and Cap’s team has been on the run. You all never had a break from the government, always hiding and doing anything to not get caught.

“But it’s okay,” Peter started. “They’re figuring stuff out. I heard Tony saying something about bringing you guys in to stay here while they deal with the government.”

You didn’t reply, you just needed to keep your mind off of those things. Steve always told you to never stress about it. ‘Just be ready for war if it comes to it,’ Steve always said to you whenever you started to worry about things involving the government.

Suddenly the red lights flashed all over the building alerting you and Peter. You both stood up quickly and stared at each other then ran towards the screaming and crashes.

Just as you and Peter ran around the corner on the 4th floor you noticed Bucky fighting the soldiers who were attacking him. Peter quickly grabbed your arm and pulled you back behind the wall before you both were seen.

“Do you think?…” Peter trailed off, hoping it wasn’t what he thought it was.

You nodded, “The Winter Soldier is back.”

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OwO

Secret Daughter (Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

 Summary: For her own safety Y/N Stark does not exist, but Tony could really use his daughters’ help in recruiting a one, Peter Parker.

A/N: Honestly, stark!reader fics are my favorite to read and write. Will either add one more part or make it a series (woo!)

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: None that I can think of…

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list of things that fuckin’ terrify me:

rejection

abandonment

disappointing others

Awww is this super sweet :)

Not a Chance

Summary: Billy Hargrove is not going to fall for you. No way. Not a chance…. right? (Billy Hargrove x reader)

Warning: slight profanity

Word Count: 1,740

He told himself he’d never go after you. As soon as he arrived in this shit town he knew he was not good for you. He’d avoid you at every chance, you’d smile at him when you walked pass him in the hall and he’d quickly look away. You’d offer him a pencil in class and he felt himself blush, he’d later cuss himself out for acting like a dumbass.

He’d watch you from across the room, a beaming smile on your face and a skip in your step. You always looked so optimistic and he’d remind himself of how different you two were. That there was no chance in hell you’d ever get together. He’d avoid you forever and that was that.

Of course, the world was not on his side as he’d arrive to work and find out the new trainee was you, of all the people in the world. He chuckled to himself at the irony and apparent fate bestowed upon him.

You showed up with that same old joyful personality and the manager decides Billy will be the one to train you. It wasn’t a surprise since the manager truly was a lazy piece of shit.

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