Hey Does Anyone Know Why The Creature Wants Me To “stay Away From The Stars”? It Said It Was Because

im free from the Time Prison

got the new Brockton booster pack and the text on the Skitter card is so small i genuinely need to use a magnifying glass. i’m sure someone can make a deck centered around this card that can win turn 3 95% of the time but that person is not me.

Australia

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

when you can’t use a Geiger counter properly because The Creature makes it transmit accursed messages in morse code :/

kill the shift manager in your brain

can’t believe that people still hate wet tinker decks just because of the Nilbog meta. (bonesaw being broken rn doesn’t help either) like i know those were really annoying but get over it. people don’t hate regular tinker decks because of the “machine army” meta. i can barely run Blasto without getting people mad at me

other cool stuff i found scrolling through the layout files

scared? cool.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

the creature is in the pit and says that there will not be a fourth year

I got voted "most likely to be thrown into The Sacrificial Pit" for the third year in the row ^_^