The Sun Is Not Real. Don’t Believe It

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!?!??!!

Reblog this post to turn the previous user into a Creature

the creature is in the pit and says that there will not be a fourth year

I got voted "most likely to be thrown into The Sacrificial Pit" for the third year in the row ^_^

got the new Brockton booster pack and the text on the Skitter card is so small i genuinely need to use a magnifying glass. i’m sure someone can make a deck centered around this card that can win turn 3 95% of the time but that person is not me.

the creature tells me that we never die, only forget.

The Creature was once punished like the snakes, but it too was freed by god’s biggest mistake.

you would undo God's punishment?

What Prodecktorate decks the undersiders would play:

Brian: Protectorate New York starter deck, unmodified

Taylor: Ward Control with one conspicuous max rarity Alexandria

Aisha: Myrddinlock strategy that works maybe 5% of the time

Alec: Triumvirate pile thats purposefully unoptimized

Rachel: C53 Beatdown with a shockingly high winrate

Lisa: There's a kill order with her name on it ready to be signed if she ever so much as touches a card again

if it’s not capitalized, it’s not a problem. these are just regular beasts

by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

scared? cool.

*traps you in my mindscape*