Gertrude Was Agnes's "anchor"...?

Getting myself killed? Or worse...

Expelled?

Salesa, I didn't think you'd be the one to make Harry Potter references-

Is it possible that all of the funniest quotes from the podcast are characters blatantly refusing to obey the poor archivist?

First Michael hitting Jonathan with the:

"LET HER GO!"

"...No???"

I can just imagine Michael adding a good: "Why the fuck would I do that, Archivist? :)"

Then Salesa giving Johnathan a taste of mortality after a while he kept using his newfound powers????

Amaizing, 10/10 (I'm going to admit that all was made a 200% better with Martin's little snort while laughing)

Thank you, Jinbe, for being an absolute cutie.

jinbe is #1 luffy fan

✨❤️Just Basira wrecking Elias' shit❤️✨

✨❤️There's more where that came from❤️✨

Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot.

Dear Annabelle Cane;

Annabelle "Avatar of the Web" Cane. I'm very gay for you, you and your adorable lisp.

But.

Even if I personally think I would be an avatar of the Vast, and I am in no way, shape or form a suitable avatar of the Slaughter or Desolation... I will burn you if you do something to Martin.

So um,,,I hate him so much.

But I just checked and I discovered that I'm not the only one who ears the opening melody of "Do I Wanna Know?" as a nervous response to this particular panel.

Is this podcast really going to make me fall for the literal personification of arachnophobia?

Yes, I'm talking about Annabelle Cane, and yes, I'm also very gay.

i’m in the middle of bum fuck georgia on a trip and all i want is some big ass slasher man to burst through the woods and b(eat) my ass

SOMEWHERE IN JONNY’S MIND IS A 17 EPISODE MAGNUS ARCHIVES OFFICE ROMCOM AND GODDAMMIT IVE NEVER WANTED MIND READING POWERS MORE