Death God Jimmy Wears A Bolo Tie And Wears All Black Like A Cowboy Attending A Funeral

A word about the theory that ranboo is the past time traveler I theorize ranboo was the time traveler and that the overseer’s got attached to him witch is why they are very possessive of Karl and want the new time traveler to spend more time with them they are projecting onto him and fighting over him like parents fighting over a child in a custody battle bad talking each other to Karl and warning Karl to not trust the other there’s also the detail that the the time traveler some how effects the appearance of the two worlds so I’m thinking that that works both ways and the other world affects the appearance of the time traveler witch would explain why he is split down the middle and the colors that are on the sides are black and red and white and green 

GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

who is the first time traveler

I believe that eret was time travel that forgot they were a time traveler 

If eret is a time traveler that forgot then it would explain why foolish the immortal claims to know eret from along time ago while eret claims to not know what foolish is talking about 

Eret is also known for there giant castle and both the other side and the in between are giant castles why is that connection related to the theory well if you remember it was said that the time travelers memory effects the appearance of the two worlds and since they both look like castles that means eret has been in castles during there adventures and so even though they forgot most of there memories they still have an attachment to castles 

Another part of erets character that could be a holdover from there past as a time traveler is the museum and there mission to preserve and collect information about important events that have taken place on the Smp 

Mcyt pony au grian

Grians birth name is sun crisp apple(it’s real) but he ran away and joined a cult were he was required to give up his name and choose a new one 

So Grian currently goes by blister dawn the reason he ran away  was because he was treated like an outsider do to him not being an earth pony

potential colors schemes

Heavily influenced by @cheerioskid and @crowswithhorns

Cod alliance Gemcyt au Wither rosé alliance

The wither rosé alliance are the homework gems that the diamonds send to earth in the cod alliance Gemcyt au

Fwhip is a peridot and kinda like jasper in that he is spiteful his want for revenge is mostly because they stranded him on earth so it’s not like he want to shatter them instead he makes it his life’s mission to make their lives harder and as inconvenient as possible 

He also starts to enjoy earth technology among other earth stuff and eventually defects 

Gem came from the same batch as fwhip and is the slightly older one when she hears that fwhips mission went wrong she went down there herself to find him

she’s the easiest to convince after all she prioritized her brother over fallowing home world and by leaving without permission is not be welcomed back 

Sausage is a quartz that was sent to guard fwhip as he fixed the warp pad and made sure the gem experiments were progressing as planned 

But there ship was destroyed and they were forced to run and found shelter in a cave in a mountain

Over time sausage alongside fwhip started to appreciate the earth sausage especially liked dogs(bubbles) but despite being the friendliest he was the hardest out of the bunch to get to their side 

he like peridot tricked them and took a direct line to the diamonds from the moon base and was going to use it to go back to home world but instead he told them about how great the earth was and insulted a diamond to their face 

So Unfortunately the moment that sausage became an actual crystal gem came at the cost of the diamonds gaining the knowledge that there was still crystal gems on earth 

But before that during the time when sausage and fwhip were living in a cave and just after gem made it to earth and joined them in the cave Sausage left them because he saw the writing on the wall and got away from the traitors 

He found corrupted pearl and befriended her kinda she was a gem monster with a scrabbled mind and body but she was a very small gem monster and the first being with a gemstone other the fwhip and gem who he just left so he stuck with her 

When all the corrupted gems were cured and she returned she didn’t remember sausage like how sausage during the hermitcraft empires crossover knew pearl but she had no clue what he was talking about

but they did end up become real friends and their conversations became a lot less one sided 

inspired by @playername-player-of-games and @marblegroves

this is magnificent

my thoughts on the book of death

I think it sounds like sweet deal considering all that we’ve seen of the torturous personal hells that are the limbos any smart character that knows what could be awaiting them would jump at the chance not having to be put through endless torture for all eternity and They get to kill someone They hate that They might not have been able to kill any other way depending on the character they would have no problem writing the name 

Are you tired of all these young whippersnappers dominating every poll?

Well, get ready for the Retirement Home Rumble!

This is your chance to submit your most beloved (or hated, who am I to judge?) elderly characters and see them fight to the death against their fellow old people!

Rules:

Character must be considered old in their canon (no set age limit since this can vary based on species and the like)

To try to keep it more fair, I will only be including one character per source material. HOWEVER if they are part of a pair of old people that must not be separated at all costs, I will allow them to compete together as a team.

Keeping with the previous point, you may submit real people, but since I think it would be funny, I am counting real life as a source material, so only a single irl old person will be able to compete.

No HP characters, but everything else is free game

Have fun!

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Retirement Home Rumble

Submit your favorite old people

Submissions will be open until June 10th

I can’t help but think about princess bubblegum and marceline when I think about Jimmy and fWhip “I’m your forever problem” “ I just your problem” also the break up song woke up is perfectly emotional and sad and petty it just fits so well

I see people wanting to give the sheriff a gun I think we should take a step back and think for a bit then realize jimmy is the type of character that would absolutely twirl his gun inevitably resulting in him literally and figuratively shooting himself in the foot since he won’t die I think that would be hilarious

omg i didn’t realize that it was Joel’s ship but it makes sense and is cute ☺️

Absolutely OBSESSED with @cydanite 's olm lizzie design.

10/10 would give a mackerel to the long girl