BUt HuNtEr BIdEnS LaPtOp!

i feel like, if they weren’t in the same series, bokuto would be an oikawa kinnie.

for the sole reason of [superiority + inferiority complex]

Tell me why I’m just NOW fuckin obsessed with Legally Blonde the musical.

IM SCAREDDDDD

Y/n: I need someone to fuck me--

Asmodeus: *looks excited while quickly getting up from his seat to run to you*

Y/n: --up in this video game 1000 times so I can get the achievement for being killed over 1000 times.

Asmodeus: ...Uh...What?

Leviathan: *excitedly pushes Asmo out of the way*

Leviathan: I GOT YOU, Y/N! LET'S DO THIS!!

Cupid’s Chokehold (indefinite hiatus)

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˧ 𝄢 Current One Piece arc: Zou Island

(istg if any of yall spoil it for me I’ll find you.)

˧ 𝄢 Current hyper fixation(s): hq + mbti/16p + Sonic + The Stanley Parable + jjk + ONE PIECE

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Can I request crack headcannons for any of the boys who you h/c as someone who'd be scared of bugs with a s/o who isnt bothered by them and will pretend to throw captured bugs at them to freak them out? Sorry if it's too specific. Thanks for your time anyway!

THEY'RE AFRAID OF BUGS AND YOU PRETEND TO THROW ONE AT THEM

characters: asahi + atsumu + bokuto + nishinoya + (gn!reader)

warnings: none

notes: i was originally just gonna list the guys i thought would be afraid of bugs but i figured this would be more fun lol i could def do a part 2

★ asahi is honestly terrified of bugs. you will have this man so stressed, he is sweating and borderline about to tear up. his voice gets higher, eyes wider as he scoots back and raises his hands in front of him when he realizes what you're up to. "woah! now hold on a sec sweetheart. let's think about this..."

★ atsumu tries to play it cool but he's not fooling anybody. he's sitting there on the couch, arm stretched out across the back, one leg crossed over the other as he watches you curiously, a small smile on his face. "whatchya got there, hm?" you just shrug with a mischevious smile and he immediately straightens up, smile dropping from his face. his gaze shifts from your face to your closed hands and back and forth. and when you step closer and pretend to launch towards him, he makes a run for it, cursing you as he yelps once he realizes you're chasing him.

★ bokuto does not like bugs. he tries to say he doesn't mind them, but if one is at least a foot away from him? his fight or flight kicks in. he's all smiles and open arms when you approach him, positioning himself so you can sit on his lap. his arms encircle your waist as he smiles up at you, asking what you've got in your hands. when you open your hands a bit to show him, making a motion to throw it, he throws you off his lap with a yell that sounds a lot like a sob, scooting backwards and jumping over the arm of the couch. he puts his index fingers in front of him in the shape of a cross, as dramatic as ever. "stay back!"

★ nishinoya likes bugs...from a distance. he thinks they're gross tbh. he respects them, but barely. whenever there's a bug in the house, he'll yell for you to kill it, running behind you for protection. when you come up behind him when he's getting a snack from the fridge and say "boo!" he just smiles, turning around all smug, his voice fond, "you know you can't scare me like that babe." so you just shrug and open your hands, pretending to throw the bug at him when he sees it, and he literally yells like you've tried to murder him, tripping over his own feet and falling backwards, crawling backwards all clumsy until he can get up to run away.

THATS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM lomls fR I have phone cases for both of them 😌😌

And itS DAMB NEAR IMPOSSIBLE SOMETIMES

rewatching haikyu bc i miss it <3 on season two rn (my fav) hinata and kageyama are currently suffering through saeko’s driving rest their souls

bro the yaku and noya have a special place in my heart they’re both so important to me its unreal

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

saiki believes in the dark reunion, pass it on