I Need To Have Sex

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

they should make versions of the EXP candies that are meant for humans to eat. like rock candies or gummies

Those exist! They are called 'candy'!

the problem with sleep deprivation is as bad as it is it does let you hear the secret melodies. you will regret it later but its always good to hear the secret melodies at the time

Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.

Not just women.

fish fear me, god hates me, women want me for my capricious behavior and nasty demeanor

im just fucking with you my liege

If I don't make at least five sci-fi media references in conversation then I feel wrong.

boy go get me my pringle

I wish I lived in Unova just so I could buy dangerous fireworks.