This. So Much This.

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

At #chikfila fueling up for my #geeky #math competition!

Nope no application here definitely not

"my son turned out fine"

ma'm your daughter is so deviod of praise in her life that she whines and moans when I tell her she did a good job.

Hey boys new top surgery just dropped

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

There’s a reason this is such a beloved trans narrative

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Uhm hwat

BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER RULES FOR WHITE SISSIES:

#nm #skyline #newmexadventure

Damn why does tennis always have such homoerotic tension??? I’m so here for this.

Something about the intricacies of being rivals idk

This feels like a 3 of swords tarot card