Are You Fucking Kidding Me Why Did Nobody Mention This To Me

if i found out i was an android copy and that my original self was dead i wouldnt care. some people would be bothered by this, but i wouldnt btw

how could i possibly fucking choose

Space trip

fruitheads

can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

i wish my home printer had the ability to feel pain

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

海の見える踏切って良いよね