Ok so, vibe with me man, gender hidden yuu au. Like they arrive and Crowley starts talking about the school and casually mentions it's an all boys school. He like, turns around while yuu is having a full Mulan moment. Where did they get the sword? Why are they cutting their hair? And yuu is just, anime and Disney prepared me for this moment. It's almost magical how fast they get their hands on a binder. And how committed they are to their nonexistent dick. (Sorry if typos)
how committed they are to their nonexistent dick SENT ME LMFAO
ok but imagine. gender hidden yuu but its like just them being REALLY INTO THE TROPE. they’re literally just doing it for shits and giggles it literally does not matter.
Crowley is like “holy shit what the fuck wait you really don’t have to do that???” and yuu is like “I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT I WILL DO WHAT I MUST. DO NOT TRY TO STOP ME”
honestly. whens their big reveal gonna be. who’s gonna find out first. how’s it gonna go. are they gonna make it to the end of the year without anyone finding out? are they gonna have a big Dramatic Reveal moment where they rip off their binder and slap it on the ground?
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yuu: i fooled ALL OF YOU. i LIED about how BIG MY DICK IS
deuce: yuu we love you but i think thats too much infor--
yuu, cackling like a madman : i DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ONE
deuce:
deuce: what
✧Halloween rythmic 🎃
So cute ❤️
I did something and oh god I love him;; Diluc said he had 37 glasses of wine and I am here like.. man. My spirit animal.
ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
SAVE TURKIYE🇹🇷
From what I've seen, the majority goes like:
The people on Facebook: *lowkey upset about a potentially female character because they see her as competition*
Tumblr: W I F E ! ? 👉🏼👈🏼 🥺
Okay so as I’m rereading TQON I got to the part where Jude wakes up from a couple days of healing and The Bomb is gonna take out her stitches. We all know the line Cardan says when she tells him to leave ‘this is my room and that’s my wife’ iconic of course. But I also really love The Bomb’s response ‘so you keep telling everyone’ because they can’t lie. So I’m just imagining him running around telling everyone.
Random servant: would you like some tea sir?
Cardan: Jude is my wife
Vivi & Taryn & Oak & Heather arriving at the palace literally haven’t even said again yet
Cardan: Jude is my wife and we’re family now! Come hug your brother in law!
Fey coming to Cardan with a dispute
Cardan: *interrupting* do you know Jude Duarte? Yeah she’s my wife! Jude Greenbrier now! I wish I could take her last name but I feel like that wouldn’t go over well with like anyone in elfhame.
These two kids are Hamza (the oldest) and Qusai (the youngest).
Their mother shares this video and bids them goodbye. They were both killed by Israeli bombardment 5 days ago. She says:
[Two days before Hamza and Qusai were killed, hamza asked me: "mom, when we die, where will I go?" And I told him: "you will be a bird in heaven, my love." He said: "and Qusai?" "Just like you inshallah."
And indeed, two days later, he left and took his brother with him. It's like he was preparing me for saying goodbye to both of them. Heaven is more beautiful than any place on this Earth, habibi. We will meet and be reunited one day, me, your dad and you two].
Our kids don't deserve to die already thinking about what will happen to them, they don't deserve to die already terrified, anticipating their death because the world failed them and decided their lives mean nothing. We are not numbers. Remember their names and their stories.
kind of wanna reinforce this here. because i’ve seen ai writing become so popular on tik tok.
it’s literally theft. just like how ai art steals, ai writing steals. it’s using authors’ very real work to generate whatever you type in. and this also needs to be said as well.
seeing this all over my fyp is REALLY discouraging. fanfic itself is already a labor of love and we love it when you interact. but please do not use ai writing for your fanfic needs when this writing literally steals from fanfic authors.
genuinely don’t know if this post will go around because my interactions outside of hcs are shit, but i hope it does.
from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:
[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]