Stiles Would Tho

Stiles would tho

Priest: do you take this man as your husband?

Stiles: I scooby doobby doo

Derek: is it too early for divorce

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2 years ago

Can I get more full wolf shift with pining derek please ??

You sure can!

Can I Get More Full Wolf Shift With Pining Derek Please ??

He Speaks in Petals by calrissian18

(1/1 I 4,727 I Mature I Sterek)

“You think what you once were is what you always are. Growth is not only for trees, little Hale.”

Stiles Stilinski, Animal Whisperer by StaciNadia

(1/1 I 5,558 I Teen I Sterek)

When Stiles gets bitten and becomes a werefox, he discovers that he can understand what animals are saying.

2. Diamonds by brokenes

(2/2 I 12,170 I Teen I Sterek)

The pack is up against a monster that manifests itself as your worst fear, but what if Derek's fear had already come to life? What if he'd already lost Stiles? And it was nobody's fault but his.

Being Close to You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

(4/4 I 14,149 I Teen I Sterek)

Realization dawned and Derek cursed himself viciously. How could he be stupid enough to forget Scott was a Werewolf? He could fucking smell him! Scott knew it was him!

“Stiles?” Scott asked uncertainly while Stiles started opening and closing various cabinets, looking for who knew what. “That’s not a d—”

Derek snarled and let out a loud bark, eyes glowing blue in Scott’s direction since Stiles couldn’t see him from where he was standing. Scott scowled at him, moving closer to him and inhaling pointedly.

“What are you doing here, Derek?” Scott asked, voice low enough that Stiles wouldn’t hear. He wasn’t listening anyway, still panicking and randomly opening things.

Star-Crossed by cloudsarefluffy

(4/4 I 32,949 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boy’s mythology book, “Y-You dropped this…”

“I know, but- thanks.”

The boy snatches the book out of Derek’s hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derek’s wolf mentally salivating, “You’re welcome… Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?”

“T-That’s me,” with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, “I mean, I’m the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, I’m really butchering this, aren’t I?”

Turning Year by Stiles_Hale_38

(19/19 I 42,733 I Explicit I Sterek)

Every year, people turning eighteen in Stiles' village will transform into their animal, a gift from the Gods. Stiles is hoping that he is a fierce animal. He wants to continue the Stilinski legacy and transform into something big and strong, something he is not.

Stiles discovers there is an entire world outside of his village and along the way he meets Derek Hale, a strange wolf without a pack, who aids him along his journey.

The New Normal by midnightcas

(27/27 I 63,392 I Teen I Sterek)

After Stiles gets hurt...again, Derek puts him on the metaphorical supernatural bench. Meanwhile, Stiles tries to have a normal life and make normal friends. But when a new pack comes to town and the Hales start getting threats, things start to get a little....not normal.

Bruises and Hickies, Stitches and Scars by ElisAttack

(12/12 I 89,808 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You’re my lawyer, Derek. What are you going to do, draft up a contract for yourself?”

Or the one where Stiles is a professional dominant, Derek is his lawyer, and their professional relationship suddenly becomes not so professional.

Also, faeries.

run and hide by whiry

(36/36 I 174,966 I Teen I Sterek)

"Unlike Derek, Stiles still remembers the first time they met. He remembers the confusion at the pull in his chest, tugging him to the boy with big ears and light eyes. He’d been in the grocery store with his mother and Derek with his, and they had all been minding their business, but Stiles had a niggling in the back of his head directing him toward Derek. And when their eyes met for the first time? Stiles’ heart about exploded. He remembers grabbing his chest and gasping and his mother running over and Derek’s mother running over. The boys didn’t even say anything, and poor Derek looked so confused, and Talia and Claudia simply looked at their boys, looked at each other, and immediately set up a time to meet. And that was how it started."

or, stiles and derek suck at being mates, a new threat comes to town, and stiles has to desperately try to save everything he's ever loved from total destruction all while trying to get through his sophomore year unscathed.

When it all comes crumbling down by Littleredridinghunter

(18/18 I 216,191 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Stiles is recovering from the Nogitsune. Erica is the only one that is really there for him, Scott's too busy rekindling his relationship with Allison and Stiles feels like he's falling apart.

When a near-miss with a kelpie results in an encounter that he could never have predicted, Stiles begins to think his life might be getting back on track.

He's wrong.

Stiles' life is so messed up he can't even begin to explain it, maybe it's time for him to finally do something for himself and get out of Beacon Hills. But where will that path lead?

With Stiles involved, no doubt danger and death won't be far behind.

Manipulated by DearDaisy (Scribblesnpaws)

(30/30 I 221,251 I Mature I Sterek)

Nine years ago, Scott kicked Stiles out of the pack. Stiles left and never returned. But now his dad has been hurt, so Stiles returns to take care of him. No one knows the truth of what happened back then, not even Scott or Stiles. But that's about to change.


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6 months ago

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

7 months ago

Drarry Fic Recs

organised through word count. I’m currently waist-deep into my drarry obsession.

masterlist (including wolfstar, tomarry and jegulus)

more fics to come

Keep reading

3 years ago
Don’t Hide The Best Part 🤣

Don’t hide the best part 🤣

Uther, long suffering: Son, for the last time, when I screamed “FUCK SORCERERS” all throughout your childhood this is NOT what I meant


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6 months ago

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

2 years ago
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A little late but 10 tropes as promised. 💙🧡💙

Fake Relationship

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi | 83.9K | Explicit

No Refunds or Exchanges by  badwolfbadwolf | 18.9K

Operation: Chick Flick by  Inell | 7.3K

only fools rush in by  decideophobia | 13.5K

Electricity In the Contact by  ladyblahblah | 27K

High School

The Lawn Ranger by Snowjob | 47.8K | Mature

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass by stilinskisparkles | 11K

But Then What… by Stoney | 24.3K | Explicit

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies | 48.6K

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by  apocryphal | 20.9K

Time Travel

Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been) by venis_envy | 52.2K | Explicit

Play It Again by metisket | 63.2K

The Seven Lives of Stiles Stilinski by glorious_spoon | 25.9K | Mature

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill | 32K

Occam’s Razor by MissAnnThropic | 49.1K | Explicit

Bonded (accidental and otherwise)

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock | 21.8K

Now Until the End by  Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 17.7K

Every Step You Take by Nokomis | 49.3K

Bonds of Blood, Bonds of Family, Bonds of Love by TyReed | 44K

Bite Down Hard | 25.7K

Mutual Pining aka Idiots in Love

everything you do [sends me higher than the moon] by crossroadswrite | 4.5K

You’d Be So Good To Come Home To by SylvieW | 5K

ADHDecaf by pleaseletmetouchyourbutt | 2.7K

Hold your tongue and hear me out. by  TamzStripped | 11.7K

Everyone Needs a Little Mischief in Their Life by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 17.9K

Alpha Beta Omega

His Only Defense by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 78.7K | Explicit

With or Without You by KouriArashi | 62.5K

One Dollar Yoda by exclamation | 10.7K | Mature

of course, of course by bleepobleep | 12.9K

Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout) by mirrorkill | 20.2K

Historical AU

Foolish devouring things, build your castle in me by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 23.1K | Explicit

The One With The Scottish Wolf Lord by Stoney | 11.7K | Explicit

A Desperate Arrangement by  mikkimouse | 115.5K

The Fox & The Wolf by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 79.1K | Explicit

By Moon And Stars by kellifer_fic | 15.9K | Mature

Pack Feels

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles | 14.9K

between the click of the light and the start of the dream by thepsychicclam | 105.1K | Explicit

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain | 35.1K

stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli) | 65.6K

Wayward and Down by affectingly | 32.3K

Wolf Derek

Theory of Overprotective Canines by  rosepetals42 | 11.7K

Waiting by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 81K

Don’t Feed the Wolves by Amazonia_8 | 30.3K

The Wolf in the Tower by  exclamation | 57K

Lock All The Doors Behind You by  entanglednow | 25.9K

BAMF Stiles

a lion among them by unpossible | 61.9K | Mature

These Scars Tell A Story (But It’s Not Mine) by HappyJuicyFruit | 11.3K

Better Fortunes by SmallBirds | 39.6K

Safe Place to Land by Green | 19.2K

A Letter From Mom by StilesIsMySpiritAnimal | 32.9K | Explicit


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1 year ago

Guys I am in a reading stump. I just can’t find a fic to stick to. Can someone please recommend me a fic? I love reading drarry, sterek, merthur, and firstprince. I am especially addicted to drarry ones where Draco is cute and innocent and harry just can’t take it. If anyone can please recommend me a fic it will be very much appreciated.


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1 month ago

you forgot the best part of the book 😂

Gwen: have you seen Morgana?

Arthur: No. Why are you asking me? I haven’t seen her. I haven’t seen any Morgan as around here. I would not kill any Morganas. Stop asking me anymore questions.

I want my Merlin back.

I Want My Merlin Back.
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2 years ago

I am not usually one to post but I just need to rant about the teen wolf movie. *spoiler alert*

They did everyone but Scott dirty. And I know the ending was about how great Derek was and how he is the best person ever. They are not wrong but his son has so many problems with him and when they finally start to get along. DEREK DIES!!! Like what the heck. And how they only mentioned stiles like 3 times and they carefully edited him out of important sense and yes I know that was partly because of Dylan O’Brien and legal issues but still. And how easily sterek could have been cannon. Like all Eli had to do was call the sheriff grandpa and there sterek. They already had a grandpa-grandson relationship. I mean the sheriff came to threaten and this fool went “oh it’s just you” like buddy. And Derek and the sheriff had a father son relationship. And also how Eli is basically a mini stiles.

Scott is such a bad alpha. Like why would he leave his territory like that. He didn’t even tell his mom he was coming back. Didn’t even try to help with Eli only at the end. Like the first three season he only cares about Allison and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Love Allison but still.

Not to mention all the plot holes. Like who’s Eli’s mother? What up with stiles? Why bring back Allison but not Aiden? Who is the girl with Liam? Where were they at the beginning of the movie? Why do they have the nogitsune and why is it not with Chris or the hale vaults? Are the sheriff and Melissa together?

And how Harris doesn’t tie in with the whole thing. Like what.

There are so so so SO many other things but I won’t. I just feel like screaming, it was so bad.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. Have a nice night.


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