You Know, Nothing Could Convince Me That Ginny Wrote The Valentine’s Poem In Chamber Of Secrets. Absolutely

You know, nothing could convince me that Ginny wrote the valentine’s poem in Chamber of Secrets. Absolutely nothing. That is 100% an on-brand Draco Malfoy ‘ploy’ (okay) to ‘piss off’ (sure) his ‘rival’ (uh huh).

I mean, first of all, we pretty much always get a Dramatic & Cunning Draco Prank in the books (until he gets older and shit starts getting more real). Not so much in book one — he was still in Planning and Seething Mode™️ — but after that, Draco was like:

Year two: Stay up all night composing the perfect valentine poem to embarrass and annoy Potter

Year three: Stay up all night making Dementor costumes to scare and piss off Potter

Year four: Stay up all night making Potter Stinks badges because I’m so well-adjusted about him and barely think of him at all, actually

Also, I’ve talked about this before, but it really just doesn’t sound like Ginny. Why would she compare his eyes to pickled toads? (Meanwhile, Draco would 100% do that.) Why would she refer to the ‘Dark Lord’, when we only see Voldemort referred to as that by death eaters? And she had so much shit going on at the time, and was terrified of the gaps in her memory and what was happening — I don’t think she was writing love poems.

And really, it’s the fact that Malfoy is the one to act like Ginny wrote it. Which tells me two things:

He’s noticed Ginny’s crush and dislikes it (and is jealous/angry at her about it….. like why else would he care?? why would he notice???)

He’s deflecting attention from himself as the actual author of the poem

I can just totally see Malfoy finding out about Lockhart’s valentine idea, scoffing at Crabbe and Goyle and being like “that’s so stupid”, but then thinking about it later and telling himself “this is the perfect way to embarrass Potter.” Twelve year old Draco staying up late in his four poster bed, coming up with hilarious rhymes for his not-at-all-romantic love poem….. I see it. I see the vision.

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2 years ago

Can I get more full wolf shift with pining derek please ??

You sure can!

Can I Get More Full Wolf Shift With Pining Derek Please ??

He Speaks in Petals by calrissian18

(1/1 I 4,727 I Mature I Sterek)

“You think what you once were is what you always are. Growth is not only for trees, little Hale.”

Stiles Stilinski, Animal Whisperer by StaciNadia

(1/1 I 5,558 I Teen I Sterek)

When Stiles gets bitten and becomes a werefox, he discovers that he can understand what animals are saying.

2. Diamonds by brokenes

(2/2 I 12,170 I Teen I Sterek)

The pack is up against a monster that manifests itself as your worst fear, but what if Derek's fear had already come to life? What if he'd already lost Stiles? And it was nobody's fault but his.

Being Close to You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

(4/4 I 14,149 I Teen I Sterek)

Realization dawned and Derek cursed himself viciously. How could he be stupid enough to forget Scott was a Werewolf? He could fucking smell him! Scott knew it was him!

“Stiles?” Scott asked uncertainly while Stiles started opening and closing various cabinets, looking for who knew what. “That’s not a d—”

Derek snarled and let out a loud bark, eyes glowing blue in Scott’s direction since Stiles couldn’t see him from where he was standing. Scott scowled at him, moving closer to him and inhaling pointedly.

“What are you doing here, Derek?” Scott asked, voice low enough that Stiles wouldn’t hear. He wasn’t listening anyway, still panicking and randomly opening things.

Star-Crossed by cloudsarefluffy

(4/4 I 32,949 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boy’s mythology book, “Y-You dropped this…”

“I know, but- thanks.”

The boy snatches the book out of Derek’s hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derek’s wolf mentally salivating, “You’re welcome… Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?”

“T-That’s me,” with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, “I mean, I’m the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, I’m really butchering this, aren’t I?”

Turning Year by Stiles_Hale_38

(19/19 I 42,733 I Explicit I Sterek)

Every year, people turning eighteen in Stiles' village will transform into their animal, a gift from the Gods. Stiles is hoping that he is a fierce animal. He wants to continue the Stilinski legacy and transform into something big and strong, something he is not.

Stiles discovers there is an entire world outside of his village and along the way he meets Derek Hale, a strange wolf without a pack, who aids him along his journey.

The New Normal by midnightcas

(27/27 I 63,392 I Teen I Sterek)

After Stiles gets hurt...again, Derek puts him on the metaphorical supernatural bench. Meanwhile, Stiles tries to have a normal life and make normal friends. But when a new pack comes to town and the Hales start getting threats, things start to get a little....not normal.

Bruises and Hickies, Stitches and Scars by ElisAttack

(12/12 I 89,808 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You’re my lawyer, Derek. What are you going to do, draft up a contract for yourself?”

Or the one where Stiles is a professional dominant, Derek is his lawyer, and their professional relationship suddenly becomes not so professional.

Also, faeries.

run and hide by whiry

(36/36 I 174,966 I Teen I Sterek)

"Unlike Derek, Stiles still remembers the first time they met. He remembers the confusion at the pull in his chest, tugging him to the boy with big ears and light eyes. He’d been in the grocery store with his mother and Derek with his, and they had all been minding their business, but Stiles had a niggling in the back of his head directing him toward Derek. And when their eyes met for the first time? Stiles’ heart about exploded. He remembers grabbing his chest and gasping and his mother running over and Derek’s mother running over. The boys didn’t even say anything, and poor Derek looked so confused, and Talia and Claudia simply looked at their boys, looked at each other, and immediately set up a time to meet. And that was how it started."

or, stiles and derek suck at being mates, a new threat comes to town, and stiles has to desperately try to save everything he's ever loved from total destruction all while trying to get through his sophomore year unscathed.

When it all comes crumbling down by Littleredridinghunter

(18/18 I 216,191 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Stiles is recovering from the Nogitsune. Erica is the only one that is really there for him, Scott's too busy rekindling his relationship with Allison and Stiles feels like he's falling apart.

When a near-miss with a kelpie results in an encounter that he could never have predicted, Stiles begins to think his life might be getting back on track.

He's wrong.

Stiles' life is so messed up he can't even begin to explain it, maybe it's time for him to finally do something for himself and get out of Beacon Hills. But where will that path lead?

With Stiles involved, no doubt danger and death won't be far behind.

Manipulated by DearDaisy (Scribblesnpaws)

(30/30 I 221,251 I Mature I Sterek)

Nine years ago, Scott kicked Stiles out of the pack. Stiles left and never returned. But now his dad has been hurt, so Stiles returns to take care of him. No one knows the truth of what happened back then, not even Scott or Stiles. But that's about to change.


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1 year ago

Thank you so so so sooooo much to Loopstagirl for this piece, it was so cute and just amazing. If you haven’t read it then you should because it’s so good. Also thank you to glompfest and all who worked to help me and so many others get a fic/art piece that they wanted.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Whispering Wings By: Loopstagirl Gift for: Alehalebane Rating: General Word Count: 4,386 words Warning(s): None Summary: Merlin couldn't leave Aithusa in the forest. But where in Camelot was he supposed to hide a baby dragon?

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54357235


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4 months ago

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

5 months ago

potter-loves-malfoy rec lists - masterlist

@drarryspecificrecs asked me if i had a masterlist of my rec lists and i did not and figured i should make one. And then like a month passed. So I’m doing it now. 

This list has EVERY SINGLE LIST IVE MADE (of 3 or more fics) starting at december 2017. I scrolled down to 2017. Because im terrible at tagging my posts.

Coffee Shop Au

Muggle Sports Au

Wet Dreams

Mind Link/Telepathic Bond

Sugar Daddy Draco

Auror Harry

Long fics (50-150k) 

Even longer fics (150k+)

Pirate AU ( + one greek myth AU)

My favourites

‘Iconic’ drarry fics (this is more like a part 2 of my favourites list)

Draco has a parseltongue kink

BDSM

sub!draco dom!harry

Fashion industry Draco

Draco meets Dudley

Podfics

Top 10 smut written in 2017

Top 10 fluff written in 2017

Veela! Draco

Beauxbatons! Draco

Self Harm 

More fluff recs

Healer Draco and/or Healer Harry

A/B/O fics

More A/B/O (i…… forgot this existed??)

long haired draco

Snape as mentor

Draco in the muggle world

Drarry as dads 

More Drarry as dads

Dating Service

fics where one or both are cold 

Draco dealing with muggle things, or fixing things (+ one flower language fic)

strong!harry

muggle AU

power bottom!draco 

Getting walked in on 

drarry as kids

eighth year drarry

1 year ago

Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.

It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.

It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).

Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.


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2 years ago

I am not usually one to post but I just need to rant about the teen wolf movie. *spoiler alert*

They did everyone but Scott dirty. And I know the ending was about how great Derek was and how he is the best person ever. They are not wrong but his son has so many problems with him and when they finally start to get along. DEREK DIES!!! Like what the heck. And how they only mentioned stiles like 3 times and they carefully edited him out of important sense and yes I know that was partly because of Dylan O’Brien and legal issues but still. And how easily sterek could have been cannon. Like all Eli had to do was call the sheriff grandpa and there sterek. They already had a grandpa-grandson relationship. I mean the sheriff came to threaten and this fool went “oh it’s just you” like buddy. And Derek and the sheriff had a father son relationship. And also how Eli is basically a mini stiles.

Scott is such a bad alpha. Like why would he leave his territory like that. He didn’t even tell his mom he was coming back. Didn’t even try to help with Eli only at the end. Like the first three season he only cares about Allison and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Love Allison but still.

Not to mention all the plot holes. Like who’s Eli’s mother? What up with stiles? Why bring back Allison but not Aiden? Who is the girl with Liam? Where were they at the beginning of the movie? Why do they have the nogitsune and why is it not with Chris or the hale vaults? Are the sheriff and Melissa together?

And how Harris doesn’t tie in with the whole thing. Like what.

There are so so so SO many other things but I won’t. I just feel like screaming, it was so bad.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. Have a nice night.


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1 year ago

Guys I am in a reading stump. I just can’t find a fic to stick to. Can someone please recommend me a fic? I love reading drarry, sterek, merthur, and firstprince. I am especially addicted to drarry ones where Draco is cute and innocent and harry just can’t take it. If anyone can please recommend me a fic it will be very much appreciated.


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