Alex: *visibly annoyed* fuck you Magnus!
Magnus: you would love that, wouldn’t you
Alex:
Magnus: I’m sorry, pls don’t decapitate me-
Magnus: Alex was talking in his sleep last night it was soo cute!
*Last night*
Alex: Fight me … I’ll do your face in … mother fucker … square up …
Alex and Magnus both love the outdoors and hiking.
-They take forever bickering about which place to hike
-They end up climbing Ben Nevis
-Alex is super competitive 
-Magnus finds it cute
-Until Alex turns into a bear
-And climbs away at top speed
-Magnus is not impressed
-He uses Jack to help him
-Who just ends up taunting him
-They make it to the top
-It’s super romantic
-Until Magnus falls off
Imagine if Alex and Leo met. Chaos. Pure chaos. A rein of terror over camp. No one is safe.
Alex is that you?!
Repost if your friends are gay nerds like mine are
Alex: I either want to kiss you or violently decapitate you.
Magnus: Do I get a choice?
Alex: No.
Just a reminder that Alex Fierro canonically watches anime. Imagine her introducing it to Magnus tho. Like taking him to watch spirited away at the cinema. Also Alex defo stans Nimona.
Me: *Reads the hammer of Thor*
Everything that’s pink and green: +10,000 aura
have you ever climbed beneath nevis (just bc you mentioned it on your hc post about magnus and alex)
No I haven’t (tbh it was basically the only mountain I could think of besides Mt Everest (also I’m too weak to do so)
I love that the pjo fandom always talks abt Brason as being ‘the inanimate object ship’ when we have Jack x Riptide right here. Like we need to talk abt Jack simping for random swords.