When You Just Wanted To Free/impress The Evil Hot God (and Maybe Marry Him) But Got Scammed Instead.

When You Just Wanted To Free/impress The Evil Hot God (and Maybe Marry Him) But Got Scammed Instead.
When You Just Wanted To Free/impress The Evil Hot God (and Maybe Marry Him) But Got Scammed Instead.

when you just wanted to free/impress the evil hot god (and maybe marry him) but got scammed instead.

tbh shoulda seen it comin

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2 months ago

THATS INSANE

A Pair Of Mood Pieces For A Fic That I've Been Chipping Away At. God Knows When I'll Get Around To Posting
A Pair Of Mood Pieces For A Fic That I've Been Chipping Away At. God Knows When I'll Get Around To Posting

A pair of mood pieces for a fic that I've been chipping away at. God knows when I'll get around to posting that.


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6 months ago

«you know you're better than this.»

«you Know You're Better Than This.»

🙏THE🐑🐈‍⬛

also the sun&moon version

«you Know You're Better Than This.»

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2 months ago

Happiness Will Come To You.

2 months ago

heh heh......

50 Lamb Questions

1. Does your lamb go by any name other than The Lamb? If so, what?

2. How old was your lamb when they were sacrificed?

3. How long was your lamb held captive by heretics before their sacrifice?

4. Did your lamb kill anyone prior to their first death? If so, who?

5. When your lamb mourns a dead loved one from their past.. who is it?

6. Who raised your lamb?

7. Where was your lamb raised? A village? A prison? Constantly on the run?

8. Did your lamb have any specific skills pre-sacrifice?

9. How or where was your lamb caught?

10. How did your lamb feel with their head on the pedestal? Afraid? Relieved? Angry?

11. Does your lamb have any notable or unique features?

12. How tall is your lamb?

13. Is your lamb petite? Curvy? Fucking jacked?

14. Is your lamb’s wool pure white?

15. How does your lamb prefer to keep their wool? Short and shorn neat? Wild and untrimmed? Be honest are there branches in that bitch?

16. Do you base your lamb on any specific species of sheep? If so, which?

17. Do they use their own wool for anything?

18. On a scale of one to ten how floppy are their ears?

19. Do they bear any traits of forced domestication? Is their tail docked? Was their ear tagged? Do they have scars from being shorn (and nicked) against their will? Were they ever painted with or assigned a number rather than a name?

20. What do their horns look like?

21. Was your lamb born male, female, intersex, or do you have no opinion on their sex at birth?

22. Does your lamb use pronouns other than they/them? If so, which ones!

23. Are they capable of having children and would they want to have children?

24. If they were to be a parent or are, what epithet would they have their child use? Mom? Mama? Dad? Baba? Nony? Abba?

25. Do they wear something other than the canon cloak?

26. Does your lamb wear jewelry or makeup?

27. Is your lamb flirtatious?

28. Did your lamb have any partners pre-sacrifice?

29. Did your lamb take any followers as a partner?

30. Who is your lamb’s second in command or closest follower?

31. Is your lamb ever honest about their feelings or past? With who?

32. Is your lamb merciful? Did they ever refuse to spare someone? If so, why?

33. Is your lamb trustworthy?

34. Is your lamb quick or slow to trust others?

35. If your lamb could pick a cult job other than leader what would it be?

36. Is your lamb a good cook?

37. Does your lamb let cult members cook or heal or do they restrict them from certain duties?

38. What is your lamb’s favorite food or dish?

39. Does your lamb eat meat/fish/eggs?

40. What is your lamb’s stance on cannibalism?

41. What about their stance on torture?

42. Would your lamb ever kill a cult member?

43. How does your lamb deal with dissenters?

44. What is your lamb’s favorite weapon? Their least favorite?

45. Would they ever let a follower embrace their dark desire to eat poop?

46. What is your lamb’s favorite season?

47. Is your lamb’s favorite color something other than red?

48. How does your lamb really feel about death?

49. Does your lamb use substances? Are substance banned from cult grounds?

50. Freebie! Tell us any headcanon you want!


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4 months ago
Elaborating On This Hc

elaborating on this hc


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7 months ago
Narinder Definetly Has Some Unresolved Issues
Narinder Definetly Has Some Unresolved Issues
Narinder Definetly Has Some Unresolved Issues
Narinder Definetly Has Some Unresolved Issues

narinder definetly has some unresolved issues


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7 months ago
Narilamb Doodles And I Also Took Baldrinder Idea From @bamsara
Narilamb Doodles And I Also Took Baldrinder Idea From @bamsara
Narilamb Doodles And I Also Took Baldrinder Idea From @bamsara
Narilamb Doodles And I Also Took Baldrinder Idea From @bamsara
Narilamb Doodles And I Also Took Baldrinder Idea From @bamsara

narilamb doodles and i also took baldrinder idea from @bamsara


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