Mám Důležitý Jazykový Dotaz:

oh no, they painted over the Palestine vs Israel argument that some people were having on my favourite bathroom stall door, where am I supposed to get Opposite Unity fic ideas now?? 😟

GUESS FUCKING WHAT

Šťastné Březnové idy všem maturantům, co si u ústních chcou vytáhnout starověký Řím (mně) (prosím).

(zjišťuju, že jsem nevědomky na Den pí upekla dort a na Březnové idy ho zakrojila, tak snad to přinese štěstí haha)

me checking spotify every day, foaming at my mouth, gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

your girlfriend is your only friend and that is a huge mistake my man hope you've got yourself a backup plan 'cause I've seen how this goes, again and again

JREG!! DROP THE ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS (I will be your #1 Spotify listener)

"You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know."

Ronan's arms were still locked around her; she felt them quivering. She didn't know if it was from muscle strain or worry. He had not even hesitated before grabbing her.

I can't let myself forget that.

(Blue Lily, Lily Blue; page 21)

Guys, is Maggie Stiefvater in the new season of the Bear? Because she really cooked here-

To mi dalo takový whiplash, že jsem to už vypustila 💀 těžce ikonické

"neee, nenos nám smůlu, nedělej tooo!"

my cunty ass:

ale proč nebylo letos nic ikonického?? kde je Jidáš Iškariotský?? kde jsou mongolské chatrče??

KCD AU ve kterém je Jindřich Ptáčkův Saturnin :3

destiel meme je občanská povinnost

jen samé slunné vyhlídky na maturitu hoši

citim se jak viktoriansky muz co poprve spatril zensky kotniky kdyz vidim jana ptacka z pirkstejna bohamarija JA HO POTREBUJU BIBLICKY