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Wednesday accidentally unlocking a hyde just because she tortures on her playdates

[In the men's groupchat]

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

Christian: Careful, you might pull a muscle.

*Josh removes Christian from the groupchat*

Josh: So guys I've been thinking...

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

Ok so part 2 to this post I made yesterday;

Wednesday was supposed to get a ride from Weems the day before the thanksgiving break to the train station in Burlington. Pugsley had gone ahead already but Wednesday needed to tie up loose ends with Ansel Gates and the potentially living Laurel Gates before returning to New Jersey.

It's only when Tyler texts her that morning about getting out of his work shift and offering to drive her himself that she arranges to just say goodbye to Weems at the school entrance instead. She doesn't have to wait long with her backpack to see Tyler drive up and he is smiling. And for not the first time, she ISN'T reminded of Grey despite the familiarity.

Nothing prepares her for Tyler getting the drop on her and knocking her out.

When she comes to, she is hanging from the ceiling for Crackstone's Thrice Damned crypt and the first thing she sees is Grey's dark eyes looking down at her with a smile that looks too soft for the setting.

Some god is playing a cosmic joke because making a hyde with Grey's face steals her heart all over again. It's some god's vengeance on her for making the same hyde use her to resurrect her husband's killer.

Terrible crack idea, no one look at me: Wednesday actually has a colour allergy and at the Rave'N after being doused in red paint she stops breathing.

Tyler's running outside with her in a bridal carry, Enid actually gets physical with Lucas and his normie friends to force them to admit what they 'laced' the paint with.

I feel at some point, Enid would have to go: "God, this reminds me of Wednesday's joke about her allergies. But seriously way worse." Tyler, crouched over Wednesday who is slowly turning blue under the red paint. "Allergy...joke?"

"OH, oh fuck."

And then she gets hosed down. Plus it's a legitimate explanation for why she got a custom uniform. No school I've ever heard of would allow let alone organise a goth uniform just for aesthetic preference.

OR, when she's arrested the Sheriff puts her in an orange jumpsuit for Father V Son Angst.

The beautiful, talented, exquisite Dame Maggie Smith has just died, and I'll probably be heartbroken about it forever, honestly.

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