-literally Any Sentence- "anyway Stream Left Right Goodnight"

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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i love when a tgirl is just so absolutely pathetic. like of course i want to yank you around on a leash babygirl look at you, you need this. i want to see your adorable little face when i smash my fist into your guts. i want to hear your whines and whimpers when i'm stepping on you while you're on the ground. I wouldn't want you getting up even though im pulling at your leash so insistently. soo pathetic

Idgaf about honor or tradition, if some other vampire tries to square up with me i’m not fucking around with claws, magic, or teeth, i am shooting you in the head repeatedly.

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me