Stretching Isn't Enough I Need My Spine Removed And Repeatedly Cracked Like A Whip

IT’S PRIDE MONTH MY DUUUUUUUDES!! ( or at least here lmao)

just an old comic for ya

Blackwatch times were fun but better days are yet to come  🎁

If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. I loved it and the themes of the game, and wanted to use it as practice to see if i can control the way readers ‘hear’ the words through images.

wolf school memes

“pass me the potion, möther”

“lambert is straight and homophobic” (preferably said while lambert is visibly kissing his bf)

using igni to heat up someone’s soup just enough to be too hot but not enough for them to suspect anything

“life is fake but my pecs are real”

drawn out fake arguments about who is wolf 1, wolf 2, etc, with increasingly concerning incidents being brought up as supporting evidence

“at least vesemir didn’t find me in a bog” when vesemir has never found anyone in a bog

“i think my feet got bigger after that one” referring to any mutation

Geralt’s Silky Soft Hair Ointment™

“let’s get your measurements first” in literally any context

It’s Not The Mutations, It’s Eskel’s Special Cabbage Soup

“did you oil up your chest, though”

drawing straws and shortest one needs to go outside at midnight pretending to howl at the moon and not be caught

feel free to add your own

oh, fuck, his name is spelled wrong,

I just want an alternate Avatar where Jet doesn’t see the tea and he visits Zuko at the tea shop everyday and they go on dates and at the end of season 2 he finds out that he was fire nation and is so incredibly betrayed. Then gets sent to the Boiling Rock and Zuko and Sokka break him out with Suki and Sock’s dad and Jet’s still mad at Zuko but eventually forgives him and they could make out and ughhhhhh give it to me 

IM READY FOR A FIGHT BUT I DONT KNOW WHO TO PUNCH

Do you have enough love in your heart To go and get your hands dirty? It isn’t that much, but it’s a good start So go and get your hands dirty 

dirty, grandson

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First tlt comic pls be kind to me