Idk If One's Already In The Works But A Lesbian Dragon Would Be Lovely!!!!!

after all the goddess has put link and zelda through, over so many lifetimes, i wonder if link is angry.

it’s funny when my friends who aren’t on tumblr send me tumblr posts from other sites cause their either an extremely popular post that i’ve seen 20 times on my dash in the last day or like. the children’s hospital post. don’t get me wrong i still appreciate their gifts but it’s like. thank you for foraging these berries for me unfortunately i live in the bush

The Cecilos household definitely has one of those chalkboard checklists you put in kitchens that says “things we need , things we want, things we don’t need”

Under “things we need”:

Cat food

New microwave after popcorn incident 

Sprinkles (yes, we need them)

More rainbow chalk

Offering for Parade of the Hooded Figures (before next Tuesday!!!)

Under “things we want”:

Feather boas 

A small drawing of a lab coat with a price tag that says “new” on it

An infinite number of cat toys

Under “things we don’t need”:

Matching socks 

Wheat or wheat byproducts

Glitter in popcorn 

Hats on animals that are easily angered and have more teeth than sharks 

If you need serotonin, please watch/ rewatch this Sea of Thieves stream feat. Iskall, Ren, Stress, False.

https://youtu.be/p8HDH4uOPH0

It is exactly as chaotic as if you think it will be, perhaps even more. Feat:

- Ren and Iskall drunkenly singing everything with Stress following them

- the PIRATE ACCENTS

- False being the only one with a braincell among the four

- Ren and Iskall flirting while locked in the brig together (Ren: Iskall, if you were a lady, we would be getting busy...) (also some discussions on nicely shaped butts)

- False panicks and gets jokingly mad at the rest AND IT’S SO FUNNY ABDJWJSJJA

- Stress: Captain can we bring a pig on the ship?

- Iskall: No

- False, while trying to stab the pig: Yes

- False was so done she face palmed for like fifteen seconds. Unmoving.

- Ren: I was sleeping with my face between Iskall’s buttcheeks

- Iskall: and I liked it

- With a LOT more funny moments. I haven’t laughed this much continuously in a long time oh my God this quartet is a BLESSING.

Punk Tavros is gay and does crimes!

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

kidkiller "the blood on my hands doesn't matter so long as you're still here" kidkiller "i would raze cities for you but for the fact you can do it yourself" kidkiller "I've never wanted tender, but with you it's different" kidkiller "i wanted to see your smile again, but not like this" kidkiller "i have one fatal flaw and it's always been loving you" kidkiller "loving you is not a flaw, the quiet moments make us stronger" kidkiller "and when the rubble clears and the dust settles i will still be by your side" kidkiller "If I could have your heart I would bite and swallow" kidkiller "you're my first mate" and kidkiller "you're my captain"

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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poem by @growrotten