Me: Hey mom, can I open this present.
Mom: Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.
Me: ...
Mom: Don’t even..
Me: I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!
My Family: (Dying inside)
Me: In Azkaban!
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
Draco: You look like my first husband.
Harry: ....
Harry: Malfoy, we haven't even finished sixth year yet. You cant be married.
Draco: No, not yet
Harry:
Draco:
Harry: OH
Ron in the background: You smooth fuck.
Don’t ask i just found a picture like this on Pintrest, and I copped it.
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Original picture.
Lol, this doesn’t even look real but... I still love it.
The saddest thing about this was he never made it to 80. He live until 70.
Character: *is literally twice my age*
Me: 🤤
Sane Person: but—
Me: shhhh
Me: must protect my baby