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You know what I need?

I need Billy and Chrissy at some shitty high school party in the middle of the forest.

Jason takes Chrissy into the woods for some "alone time" and starts going too far. She's trying to push him off of her, screams out no, but then he's got a hand over her mouth and nobody can hear her screams. He's got his fly down, just about to pull off her skirt, when he feels himself being lifted into the air by his collar.

Chrissy pulls herself up onto her elbows, watching with wide eyes as Billy Hargrove picks Jason up like a sack of potatoes and swings him against a tree, arm across his throat.

"The girl said no, Carver," Billy breathes into Jason's face, nostrils flaring like an angry bull.

"Mind your business, Hargrove," Jason spits back, and Billy presses his arm into his windpipe until he goes purple.

"Tell her you're sorry," Billy instructs through gritted teeth.

Jason eventually gasps out a breathless sorry and Billy loosens his grip, letting Jason fall to the forest floor, clutching his throat and gasping for air.

Billy leans down and grabs Jason by his preppy hair, forcing him to loop up at him. "You touch her again, you answer to me," he threatens in a viciously whisper. Jason squeezes his eyes shut and nods, scrambling away into the darkness as Billy turns his attention to Chrissy.

"You okay?" He reaches his hand out to her and helps her stand up. She's shaking like a leaf, her eyes still glassy with frightened tears.

"Y-Yeah. I'm okay. Thanks, Billy."

Billy sighs, taking a cigarette out of his shirt pocket and lighting it, taking a long drag. He offers it to her but she politely declines.

Chrissy is still looking around the forest, as if she's paranoid that Jason's going to come back from round two.

Billy casts her a sidelong glance. "Look, I've been drinking, but a friend of mine is DD tonight. He could take you home if you want."

Chrissy nods frantically. "Yeah. I don't really want to be here anymore."

She's blushing in embarrassment and Billy plucks the cigarette out of his mouth, stomping it into the ground. "Carver's a piece of shit, but this stays between us. You have my word."

Chrissy looks relieved. "Thank you."

Billy nods like it's nothing and gestures for her to walk ahead of him. They make their way back to the clearing with the bonfire, tons of students laughing raucously and swigging back liquor and beer. Chrissy hangs back in the shadows while Billy strides forward, calling out, "Hey, Munson - Come here for a sec."

The crowd parts and Eddie Munson walks through, stumbling over a tree branch on the way. He jogs up to Billy, looking at him in confusion. "Hey. What's up?"

"Princess here needs a ride home. Can you help her out?"

Eddie nods immediately as Chrissy comes out of the shadow of a nearby tree. "Yeah, man. I can do that. You ready to go now?"

He looks at Chrissy and she nods, pursing her lips as she tries to keep the tears at bay. Eddie's expression immediately softens.

"Okay, my van's parked out on the road." Eddie gently touches her shoulder, guiding her forwards.

Billy watches them walk away together, a hell of a pair. He hears Chrissy laugh, probably from some dumb joke Eddie made up, and hopes to God that son of a bitch acts on the crush he's been harboring for about 7 years.

"Is that--?"

"Yup."

Steve hands Billy a beer and they both watch as Eddie opens his van door for Chrissy, bowing as she gets in.

Billy grimaces. "Jesus, he's a fucking nerd."

Steve laughs. "He also loves Metallica, so you can't really fault him on his taste." He pauses, watching as Eddie's van drives away. "Rumor has it, someone scared Jason Carver so bad, he left early."

Billy takes a swig of his beer. "Doesn't sound like my problem, Harrington."

"Well, whoever put him in his place, I'm sure Chrissy appreciated it. Eddie, too."

Steve gives him a pointed look, clinking their beer bottles together before striding back to the party. Billy watches Steve's ass walk all the way back to the fire before following. He figures he's earned it.

*

When Billy hears the rumors on Monday about Chrissy & Jason's breakup, he can't help but smile to himself--Especially when he sees Chrissy at Eddie's locker later, returning the leather jacket he'd loaned her with way too big of a smile.

Just call him a fuckin' matchmaker.

Wanna be musically serenaded by both Yancy and Mark??? It’d be better if youse wear headphones.

Yancy: Right

Mark: Left

Who do you think sang it better?

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bro why on gods green fucking earth did the tumblr update break linking anything in tumblr posts? now i can’t open a tumblr link within tumblr without it trying to take me to the goddamn app that i already have over and over again despite the fact that IM USING THE APP so now i can’t get to anything anymore and fucking forget tagging people bc that’s broken too

(Loosely based on Marvel’s Scarlet Witch)

Idk why my other blog isn't showing up so I'll just post it here

(Y/N) = Your name

(H/C) = Hair Color 

(HGT) = Height

(Fav/C) = Favorite Color

(B/Day) = Birthday

Some background information 

Born in 1909 in London

Your father was born in London 

Your mother was from a small village in Romania 

Parents were killed during WWI

Father in the war

Mother during a air night rade

You were born with special magic that only your parents knew about 

Your mother was a small witch

Once you turned 26 you stopped aging 

You only live in one small area for 10 years before you move somewhere else

You wanted to see your mother’s village and learn more about your powers

Chapter One 

    “dragă! dragă! Trebuie să te trezești!” (Darling! Darling! You need to wake up!)

    “What is wrong mother?”

    “Germanii atacă! Trebuie să plecăm chiar acum!” (The Germans are attacking! We need to leave right now!)

    She pulled you out of your bed and carried you out of the house. 

Rebelled buildings all around as she ran through the streets to safety. A sudden bomb dropped knocked your mother and you to the ground. A piece of glass from a nearby building landed in your mother’s stomach. 

“Mama? Te rog să te ridici. Trebuie să continuăm” (Mother? Please get up. We need to keep going.)

“(y/n). lasă-mă. Continuă să alergi și nu te uita înapoi. Voi fi mereu cu tine.” ((y/n). Leave me. Keep running and don’t look back. I will always be with you.)

You wake up from your sleep, looking at the clock releasing it’s only 5am.  That nightmare keeps replaying in your head every time you fall asleep. The night your mother died was over a hundred years ago, but it still feels like it was just yesterday. There is no use going back to sleep, so you decide to get up to make yourself some tea. The sun will be rising soon. You head outside of your Montana home to watch the sun rise. Due to the fact you stopped aging once you hit 26 you have to move every ten years to make sure no one starts questioning you. You know you have to move soon, but you're not sure where to go. You’ve been to Alaska, Canada, Brazil, France, Poland, Spain, Portugal, and many more beautiful countries. Now you are living in Montana. Once you look at your phone, you see it’s 7am. Walking back inside deciding you should probably eat before you have to pack the most important items for your new life again. Once you got everything in your 3 bags the red magic fell through your fingertips setting your house on fire. You’ve always learned to erase yourself from the history of all the towns you lived in. 

Some time later….

     Being the cool badass witch you are, you can fly with the help of your magic you land in Romania. You always wanted to see the village your mother was from. 

Y/n at the age of 3

“Mother, Why did you leave your village?”

“Well dragă it wasn’t a perfect village it’s stuck in the dark ages. I wanted to see the world get out of that village. I could sense something darker coming to that village, and did not want to be there when it arrived.” 

“How could you tell mother?”

“Because I’m a vrăjitoare (witch) darling, just like you are.”

“Your funny mother, we both know witches aren’t real.”

You keep thinking about that memory of how your mother told you that she was a witch. You never believed her until you were five. She cast a protection on your father before he left for war. Little did the spell do, he was shot and killed in the battle. His dog tag that had the protection spell fell off during battle leaving him exposed to the danger. Waking back up in reality as you're walking in the woods turns the village. You hear a howl in the distance, your eyes turn red magic slowly running in through your body. Out of nowhere a lycan jumped trying to attack, but you threw it hard against the tree. Killing it. You turn around seeing a woman in black.

“Well what do you have here?”

You're taken by surprise, and she knocks you out cold before you have a second to react. 

So cute !

Anyways, have some domestic and sleepy Mark and Ethan

I LIVE FOR THIS !!!

Happy Valentine’s Day to these 2 love birds 💜

For Valentine’s Day they had a nice dinner at home then danced to what they consider as their song called Window by Magic Giant 💜♥️

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the mandalorians having a talking stick is so fucking funny and idk why

"Ellie is thinking about Riley, and she's thinking about the fact that Riley didn't quit on her. Riley didn't walk away…And Ellie's not walking away from Joel. She walks right back down there and she says, "I am going to keep this moment for as long as I can. For as long as I have you, I'm with you."' - Craig Mazin

Imagine this

When Jason first meets Billy he assumes he is religious due to the pendant and then to his horror he finds Billy sucking Steve Harrington’s face off in the showers naked

Ethan finally snapped. He really needs that nap.