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I hope so XD

i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never 

20 Things Peter Parker is No Longer Allowed to Do

1. Say, “I don’t feel so good.”

2. Run into burning buildings.

3. Go to space.

4. Hack the spider suit.

5. Eat Wong’s sandwich.

6. Add protocols to the AI.

7. Leave Legos on the floor.

8. Swing from the chandelier while singing, Chandelier. AT ALL.

9. Make references from the movie, Alien.

10. Ask F.R.I.D.A.Y to play, Despacito.

11. Claim to have done something for, “the vine.”

12. Play dodgeball with the Cloak at Stephen’s house, at Tony’s house, ANYWHERE, EVER.

13. Go in the lab unsupervised.

14. Have “bug battles” with Nat and Scott.

15. Walk on the ceiling with shoes on.

16. Sing, Mad World for dramatic effect.

17. Say, “Wizard Dad.” (Dr. Dad is acceptable.)

18. Open doors without knocking.

19. Steal the Cloak and claim to be the Spider Supreme.

20. Stuff DUM-E with confetti.

Reblog if all you want to do for the rest of your life is read fanfic

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

There was a (normal)pig wearing a crown and was incorrectly referred to as a king, Steve corrected and called him the legend he truly is.

It warmed my heart in a way in a way it hasn't been in a long while 🫡

How would you manage that??

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

Dunno why they made the devil so muppet-coded but I am very thankful for it

Roman, Virgil, and Boundary Issues 🥁 (Audio: Stepbrothers)

Nintendo please 🙏🏼 make this a real game!!!!!!!!!

I had a dream that there was a new Mario and Luigi game (but it wasn’t the one coming to the switch)

Basically some group of Koopa’s with strange markings showed up to the mushroom kingdom and Kidnap Peach. Taking her to the ‘Lost Kingdom’

Mario and Luigi believe Bowser was responsible and was shocked to find out he wasn’t. But also Bowser gets kidnapped!

So Mario and Luigi teams up with Bowser Jr to rescue Peach and Bowser.

Bowser Jr. had a gimmick that he’d help traverse the kingdom with his clown cart that got upgrades as you traveled.

It’s revealed that the main villain is actually Bowser’s father’s. Who was sealed inside a crystal. Bowser never knew this.

Apparently Bowser’s dad was a real monsterous guy that even most of his supporters didn’t like him, and they worked with the previous Royal of the mushroom kingdom to seal him away. It was Kamek that helped seal him away.

Bowser’s Dad, Towzer was planning on using Peach’s power to break his seal and then take over his Son’s body.

The whole story was giving talks about fatherhood and family. It was actually really endearing.

Towzer actually does get free but Bowser resists being controlled… until he says he will go after his son. Then he capitulates.

Towzer transforms bowser to look more like Giga bowser. It’s actually really cool.

Mario, Luigi and Bowser Junior beat up Towzer and free him from Bowser… and becomes a gigantic monster.

Thus we get the Bowser Junior giant mech battle. With bowser helping in the fight.

Towzer gets defeated for good.

Bowser talks with Kamek about his father, saying he understood why Kamek never told him about him.

“He was actually really pathetic. Using Me to try and live longer. If he was so weak to be sealed away he isn’t worth crying over. I’d never leave my son alone.”

And it was a really sweet end to the story with Peach making them all a cake. Which Bowser gets to taste.

But then he tries to kidnap peach again and the cycle starts again. But Bowser Junior thanks the Mario brothers for their help and that today he won’t help his dad. But next time, he will.”

I NEED THIS OMG!!!!!

One in the same