He’s Like A Real Life Walking Crackfic

What if you died and went to heaven and god said "tell jesus this bad pun when you see him next" and then god died

So I finished episode 7 (Mulholland) of KATAOW and at the end of the episode, I was ready for the whole…

Kipo: How could you betray me like this?

Wolf: Relax, it’s not a big deal

Kipo: It is a big deal, I’ll never forgive you *storms off*

… and I was ready to waste the next episode looking for kipo when wolf could have just come clean in the first place.

But NO

What we got instead was wolf being honest about her feelings and apologising right off the bat. AND although kipo was (rightly) upset, she took a moment to calm down and look at things from wolf’s perceptive. AND she forgave her there and then. No dramatics. No fuss. Just honest, emotionally open conflict resolution.

If that’s not a hallmark of a GREAT show, idk what is

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

I’m sorry official angry birds pride content is so interesting to me look at this they put them in drag and tbh it’s kindof awesome if I am going to be honest

do you ever just

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Well that was a finale

And I have some things to say…

Ren, sweetheart, don’t cry

Penny AAAAHHHHHHH

Qrow, noooooo (although you should have know that teaming up with Tyrian was a bad idea from the start)

Schnee sisters = best sisters

This is one the most blessed scenes in this entire volume

Oscar. My precious boy. YOU DID SO GREAT THIS VOLUME. I’m so proud of him ^^

How DARE you RT! How am I supposed to live on this cliffhanger for another 8-ish months???

And that song during the credits 👌👌👌

Honestly, I don’t think I enjoyed a volume this much since volume 3

ah yes the greatest events of the 21st century - the double impeachment of the 44th POTUS, climate change, a 2017 music festival, the third studio album by American rock band My Chemical Romance. Released in Europe on October 20, 2006, through Reprise Records, it was produced by the band with Rob Cavallo, known for having produced multiple albums for the Goo Goo Dolls and Green Day. It is a rock opera centering on -

𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah