" I'm Home Darling. Who Was That Driving Off Just As I Pulled U...😳...OH " ....(😏💭 Hmmm It's

ON YOUR KNEES. NOW WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? THINK VERY CAREFULLY !!!

..... sorry

WHAT ?

MISTRESS I'M SORRY MY MISTRESS

.....( She's got that look of danger you have to obey )

" 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 coming! Ready or not. !!?? I thought you were going to hide somewhere? "

😶 " .... OH ..... yeah 😬 I just....err sorry. Can you start again 😁 I'm ready. You'll never find me "

👿 " 10 ..... 9 ..... "

🥵😱 nnnnn NN NNN NNNN

" if you don't keep quiet I'll easily find you 🙄 "

💦

Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..😞😮‍💨 🥴 But, 🥵😳🥵😳🥵 you don't complain 😁

Yes... nn...nnn...🥵... NN NNN NNNN 😬🙏 can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNN♠️🍆🥵😵‍💫NGH💧🤏

Which will be before you even reach the bed..😮‍💨😞

Before even getting upstairs probably..

Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..

...💭♠️🍆NNNNNNGHH 🤤

Reblog and show some love if you think my friend should get blacked

🥵... (F🌡️🤬KING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH 💧🤏

😞

🥴... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets

But I cope.... 😁💪😉

Yeah. TOO right. Both hands on those cheeks while I'm licking his seed out her 😍🤤

🧐..😒 OH. I'd not quite read that right as I rushed to post my agreement to every single detail. Both of us would at least agree on where the hands should be. First half ✅ after that my head is going to be a lot lower from then on. Lot more restricted vision as well, but it doesn't matter... between us she'll get a full service and valet... God... just look at her a..🥵

Both hands gripping on those cheeks while I'm pumping my seed in her 😍🤤

Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away 😁 So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... err🤔 BEAUTIFUL 🫵😁😉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Hip Hip HOORAY🥳 Hip Hip HOORAY

For She's a jolly good lady... 🤐

You get the message 😉 Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX

Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose

Not a single post on my birthday

guess to you it's just another

Tuesday

Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all

(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)

AFTER (😱🤯) 3 YEARS ⁉️

🤔💭 hmmm, 6 - 2 = 4 inches lost in 3 years, which means, if I was locked up for a 3 year stretch, and a strict prison regime of 24/7 solitary confinement in a tiny cell, without being allowed out to the exercise yard, (😱) I'd come out with a .... a ..... a ....

😬🫢🤫😉

Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (‼️) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...

🥵NOT PERFECT ?????????

🙏🍑🙏😵‍💫nngh🍑🙏🫨🙏

...💧🤏🤤

😉

Not perfect but 100% natural

" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me 😬 . Err, that's your fault for err.. "

😒