The Black Phone Incorrect Quotes

incorrect MCYT quotes!!

Phil: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?  Tommy: To relax.

Techno: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Y/n: You and me! Techno: tearing up Ok.

Tommy: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? Tommy: A stab wound.

Y/n: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Phil: What's the surprise? Techno: Blood poisoning.

Tommy, to Phil: I mean, I get complimented all the time- Y/n: starts cackling Tommy: I do! Y/n: laughs harder

Techno: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Phil: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Y/n: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? Techno, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

Y/n: Are you busy? Techno: Yes. Y/n: Cool, listen to this…

Y/n: Family bonding should be 50/50. Phil cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter playing Mario Kart.

Tommy: Phil, Y/n keeps bullying me at school. Phil: Ask your teacher for help. The next day… Tommy, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Y/n?

Techno: Phil, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Techno: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Tommy: Today, Y/n said a swear word, so Techno said that he was going to wash Y/n's mouth out with soap. Y/n replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

Tommy: School sucks. Phil: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. Tommy: What are jobs like? Phil: They suck.

Y/n: accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water Phil: Y/n, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know. Y/n: I'm not crying? Phil, hugging Y/n's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Techno is here too and he loves you with his whole heart.

Tommy: Can I get a waffle? Wilbur and Y/n: fighting and yelling at each other Tommy: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

Y/n, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Tommy: The car takes a screenshot. Wilbur: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Hi, just came here to say that I’m really excited to find someone who’s still writing SBI x reader nowadays! Although I don’t care for Wil anymore, I do still love the other three a lot (especially Techno haha). Looking forward to your babysitter series!!

Hi! Thank you so much! This means a lot to me, I’m glad you’re excited! I have the next few parts all planned out and I am planning on focusing on Techno and Tommy more than I am Wil. Phil will be gone for a bit, but he’ll eventually get his own part too. Thank you again for commenting! I hope you enjoy what’s to come!!

Dream SMP

characters I write for!

Dream

George

Sapnap

Quackity

Karl

Tommy

Tubbo

Ranboo

Phil

Techno

Wilbur(C! Or any other AU ONLY!!)

Punz

AweSam

Fundy

Schlatt

I haven’t watched a few of these CC’s in a while so if you request them and they are a little OOC please don’t mind that!

listen, i wouldn't like slashers so much if they weren't so hot

Watching the Supernatural finale is realizing that Sam will probably be the last person to ever touch or even think about the Men of Letters bunker bc he was the last legacy alive. So the memory of not only Dean, but of the bunker, dies with him. 😭😭😭😭

Blog stuff

hey guys! I know I haven’t posted in a bit, writers block has been hitting me hard. But I was looking at my blog and I realized it’s kind of all over the place? Like with the fandoms I’m in and things. So how would you guys feel if I kind of re-branded? Like I narrowed it down to three or four fandoms instead of ten or eleven? I’d probably finish the Undercover Care series, but I’d re-brand after that? I don’t know, lmk what you guys think! Sorry again for not posting much, I’ll try to get a few chapters of Undercover Care out in the next month or so, but lmk guys!

Wilbur Soot Situation

So, with all that’s going on with Wilbur and the apology today and everyone not wanting to associate with him, I’d like to say some things.

Wilbur has been a huge comfort for me for the past 3-4 years, and I have a hard time letting go of things. So while I won’t be as willing to write for CC!Wilbur, I’d still be willing to write for C!Wilbur, or any other AU that isn’t CC!, as I will consider them separate characters

I am torn by the news, and I was really hoping that Wilbur wasn’t actually Shubbles abuser, but with his ‘apology’, I’d like to no longer associate with CC!Wilbur until he is willing to actually accept the consequences and apologize properly.

I know I haven’t been writing for long, and I know I haven’t actually written for Wilbur yet, but if you would like to request for him, it can’t be CC!Wilbur.

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Hannigram with a young child! Reader

this is platonic! These are just scenarios of how they would be with a kid

They found you at a crime scene, hugging one of the dead bodies. You were malnourished, pale, and freezing to the touch. Your eyes were red and puffy and there were tear tracks running down your face.

They rushed you to the hospital, Hannibal staying in the ambulance with you to make sure you were alright. You ended up falling asleep on the way due to the silence.

Hannibal stayed with you throughout the night just in case you woke up at all.

Will got there later, sitting down next to your bed. He ended up falling asleep as well, Hannibal falling asleep a bit later.

The next morning they tried questioning you, but you either dodged the question or ignored them, so they eventually stopped.

When they found out two of the victims were your parents they started staying with you a bit more, trying to comfort you about the fact.

In the end they got attached, wanting to bring you home, keep you safe. You were so young, you didn’t deserve to lose your parents.

They did end up taking you home, they had a room prepared for you, Hannibal even made sure it was a room with a bathroom and a balcony. Lucky you.

For a while they didn’t want you to be left alone. After all they wanted to make sure you were eating enough or staying warm enough.

Eventually they trusted you to be left alone for small periods of time, but they always made sure you were in range of a phone just in case you needed to call.

Hannibal takes you shopping often, wanting to reward you for good behavior every once in a while.

Will let’s his dogs play with you, but he makes sure you and them are careful, he doesn’t want anyone getting hurt, especially not you.

Hannibal makes a separate dish for you, not wanting you to eat human meat until much later in life.