I Wish To Yall Coworker As Chill As Mine. I Work At An Art Gallery And When The Bosses Are In Vacation,

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

For someone who was insecure abt my happy trail before AAAAERGHFHFHDJDJ 🤭 SAME MAN

i just saw some comments on tiktok of some people saying that the happy trail is disgusting. SORRY?! I COULD LICK THAT UP AND DOWN, MAN.

My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

One month ago, a random thought hit me. My guitar teacher’s gf was expecting and i knew somehow it was gonna be a girl. She was born yesterday. Now my dumbass thinks i have psychic powers

Wearing a tight crop top today, with my NONFLAT binder (😭) i feel yummalicious x

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

Good Omens- another senseless post

I just want to say, Michael Sheen is a queen.

This wonderful drawing, not done by me, is a pretty accurate depiction of what happens.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁