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The real motivation of the Chameleon is that she finally got front row tickets to meet her idols.
She's so REAL for that
Behold ...babies.
Smol babies, fuzzy babies, soup stealing lol bastard babies.
Da woyks
They are perfect and flawless and I would kill for them
New Crow Time ππ
Holly fuck YES
Ambessa "twink hunter supreme" with a parent-child duo of Silco and Viktor would be making Vander and Jayce so uncomfortable
She has her full charm on for the two of them. Suggesting that she needs to make the time to visit Zaun if these two are an example of the callibar of... people she will find down there. Commenting on how Viktor gets so much of his looks from Silco. How lucky Vander is to have managed to keep such an attractive man for so long. How she wishes she had of met Silco when they were both younger (with a little joke about maybe Viktor might have be hers instead if they had). How she would love to meet with either of them in private to discuss their work some more.
Vander's used to people hitting on Silco and to an extent Viktor too. And while Ambessa is kind of in another class compared to the usual seduction attempts on them Vander's seen what they can do if the attempt goes too far. He'll get involved if he needs to but they've got it under control for now. Neither of them are reaching for the silver-wear to stab her it's all good for now.
It's Jayce and Mel who are the more interesting reactions.
Mel because, yes, she knows what her mother is like generally but please for once have a little tact. One of them is a pillar of his community, current cunning politician and former revolutionary and the other a Jayce-sexual scientist. And both have very sharp tongues and can be very petty when they want to. Why did her mother have to hone in on the two of them when she could go flirt with any of the other twinks in attendance?
Jayce wants to carry Viktor back to their lab and importantly far away from Ambessa. But also he doesn't understand why Vander seems to be laughing it off - she's openly flirting with his husband??? He wants to insert himself into the conversation to try and get her to back off but doesn't know how to without getting on Silco's ire. So he keeps doing loops of the room barely listening to anyone else because he's watching the three of them the whole time.
I saw this trend on TikTok and had to try it. I feel like it's a great fit. I love them <3
El 31 de diciembre National Geographic estarΓ‘ pasando un programa a las 11:55 con mΓΊsica para que no se asusten las mascotas con los cohetes; solo los tienen que dejar en un cuarto con el volumen alto y el programa para que los distraigan.
(via hrndx)
Astrid: A doctor earns Β£140,000 a year. Furry artists earn Β£160,000 a year.
Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.
Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.
Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.
Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?
Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Astrid: You will die in 7 days.
Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.
Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?
Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?
The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe
Delicious and dragons
the thought of Jayce teaching Viktor how to feel emotions again.
"Jayce, what is this. It feels like my brain is slowed. I do not like this"
"You're probably tired Viktor"
"Oh"
He remembers what it was like being tired before the accident and goes to the coffee machine but Jayce stops him.
"Is this not what you do when you're tired?"
"That's one way to deal with it but I think you should get some sleep. Let's go back to our place"
They head home and after a while of trying to sleep Viktor knocks on Jayce's door.
"I do not think I've been able to sleep"
"mhm? how are you feeling?"
"Like my skin is... harsh. It's unpleasant but not quite pain"
"Oh you're probably cold. The heater in your room never was that good. Come, you can sleep in my bed"
They climb into bed together, Viktor remembers times they've done that before when he was cold or needed someone to hold him on days he was in a lot of pain. They lay there for a while before Viktor speaks again.
"Jayce there is this pulse. A rhythm. I don't know what to call it"
"When was the last time you felt it?"
"When I awoke I think? from the accident. It was unpleasant then, it feels good now"
"You were cold then?"
"No, that isn't it"
"Does it remind you of anything you felt before the accident"
Viktor didn't really talk about his feeling before then so even though he can pull up some memories associated with this feeling that doesn't help him to name it.
"It was always around you, I think. I remember feeling it often when we were working, or also not working? I don't quiet remember"
"hmm, let's save this for the morning, okay?"
he watches Jayce nod off while letting his mind slowly run through memories associated with this emotion until he comes up with one that has a word associated with it.
He's laying down on a couch in a small run down room, a woman places a warm wet towel over his head and hold his hand. He coughs, "thank you, mom" "feel better soon sweetheart, I love you, okay?" "I love you too"
"Love... " he says in realization. He wraps his arms around a fast asleep Jayce. "I... love you"
Vainas que no tienen que ver una con la otra y reblogeo por que sΓ :v
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