Don’t Forget Your Pills!

- welcome to our native bee garden! over there you can see leafcutter bees slicing leaves to line their nests, and that’s a carpenter bee hard at work chewing a tunnel for her larvae!

- oh, what’s that little green one?

- that’s a swear bee!

- don’t you mean sweat bee?

[Bee]: fuck!

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

every year we have to say it

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money