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Heimdall is a SAINT.

Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.

They over shot their mini storm and made it a whole ass hurricane 

I realize I’ve been a fool in not turning more Supernatural quotes into incorrect TCW quotes. A fool, I tell you.

Echo: Fives. You’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

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Dooku: But I forget, you two are, at best, functional morons.

Anakin: Hey, you’re functioning... morons... moron...

Obi-Wan: -_-

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Rex, after getting his chip out: What’s happening?

Ahsoka: Oh nothing. Just the end of the world!

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Fives: Plan C tanked.

Echo: Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass

Fives: D:<

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Boil: ‘Kids are the best’? You don’t even like kids!

Waxer: I love kids!

Boil: Oh yeah? Name three children that you even know.

Waxer: ...

Boil:

Waxer: I’m thinking!

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Hardcase: I can’t do this, man, I can’t live on rabbit food! I’m a warrior!

Dogma: Hardcase. You’ll be fine.

Hardcase: You don’t know that!

views in swtor ✧ zakuul

I’m in the middle of watching Citadel Rescue (03x20) and can we just give a hand to the clone who got to ride Obi-Wan Kenobi. Henceforth he shall be known as Rhyder, since he wasn’t given a name. I’m pretty sure Rhyder survived, and I like to think that this moment gave him bragging rights for the rest of his life.

LIKE

GUYS

Imagine him bragging about it...to poor Commander Cody!!!

I think, we should bring back evil Endou.

Just for the hell of it

Pride Dragons

Sonsational Creations on Etsy

IS HONDO IN YOU SQUAD AU??! There would be even more chaos!

i haven't gotten that fair yet for the full story but he definitely has his appearances.

ahsoka & maul have known him before, barriss only knows about him in talks and ventress has no fucking clue about him - she's not impressed.

when he see's ahsoka he's so surprised "your alive! thank goodness!" and even hug her, ahsoka is too much in shock to see him still alive in the empire era.

"we haven't seen each other in so long! tell me, when was our last meeting?"

"when you tired to sell me dead or alive,"

cue maul drawing his saber at the pirate, barriss in shock and ventress just glares, but both kill him if need be.

he casually flirts with the girls with ticks them off, and when he moves onto ahsoka maul GROWLS and he backs away awkwardly and moves on.

they talk things out (they still don't trust him but get along in some ways) and he exchanges them information without any kind of payment (thanks to maul's & ventress's threats).

i have thought of a scene where it's just ahsoka & hondo, sitting alone after an attack by darth vader - it's silent and ahsoka says, in such a quiet and tired voice, that it's anakin. hondo is shocked but leans back heavily in his seat " oh no...that poor boy..." and ahsoka just tears up, and for a rare moment, hondo is genuinely comforting her (a hug, rubs on her back and quiet "sssh"s). it's heartbreaking cause yay angst!

also: rex does NOT get along with hondo at all - doesn't like him and would rather keep far away from hondo as possible.

Star Wars AU where everything is the same except Anakin converses with himself when he’s about to do something dark-sidey like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Just—

Imagine—

Anakin, squatting on the floor while rubbing hands together: The Jedi are wicked, tricksy, false!

Anakin, in softer voice: No, not Master! Not Obi-Wan!

Anakin, growling and getting spit everywhere: Yes, precious… false! Obi-Wan will cheat you, hurt you, lie!

Anakin, whimpering: But Obi-Wan is my friend!

Anakin, growling again: You don’t have any friends! Nobody likes you!

Obi-Wan, yelling in exasperation from the other room: Anakin, dear, I promise I’m not trying to trick you, I just want to know what you want for dinner tonight!

This is so good... It's amazing.

I'm not sure if you do headcanons, but do you have any on Teres and Edgar? Like, their relationship. Because they are so rare. And you're awesome and one of the only people I found to have any content about them

I'm not someone that can write a long list but if some small headcanons are good for you...? 👉👈. Also, I recommend you to ask my friend @midorikawawas, she loves them and has amazing headcanons!

The first time Teres invited Edgar to eat roast lamb or cow, Edgar feels disgusted about how Teres eat the ribs. Teres is the kind of people that like to suck and bite it until the rib doesn't have more meat. He thinks Teres looks like an animal but eventually, he gets used to it.

Teres would try to dance Chamame, Cumbia or Cuarteto with Edgar. It doesn't matter if they look clumsy because Edgar isn't used to it and Teres exaggerate it just to makes it funnier, they enjoy it...that’s all that matters.

When their teams are playing the World Cup, they become pretty competitive and make jokes about the other's team. But once one of them is out, Teres/Edgar would openly support his boyfriend's team.

Edgar doesn't know if he's glad or not about understand Spanish because Teres loves to talks in a double sense just to annoy him.