SPOILERS: I’m Screaming And Crying From Every Updated Chapter.

“One with the Force, they are, and our job it is to remember that we will, in time, also pass on. Luminous beings are we, but temporary vessels, our bodies are. And we shall all find ourselves here, in time. A moment of silence, I ask—to remember, and to move on.”

This is awesome

Haizaki: What time is it?

Hiroto: I don’t know, pass me that kazoo and I’ll find out.

Hiroto: *Blasts the kazoo*

Fudou, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAZOO AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING???

Hiroto: It’s 2 am.

Do I love Black Paladin Lance?

Yes, I do. Very much.

And do I love these lions?

WHAT A QUESTION.

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Highschool!KdFd headcanons (feat. Genda and Sakuma):

Irational sexual tension whenever they’re in the same room.

They’re basically young boys filled with hormones discovering sexual attraction and affection. Not only Kidou and Fudou, they all are.

Kidou is seen as the cool captain of the highschool soccer team, being a serious student and the student council president, but also a guy who knows how to have a good time during parties. People think he has a Time-Turner to be able to respect his weekly schedule.

Fudou is this “what-the-fuck-am-I-doing-here” guy who comes at school with one single pen and one single notebook but still manage to have very good grades. Genda is desperate when he sees Fudou’s results because he studies a lot when Fudou is always hanging out during the week end.

Kidou and Fudou like to “do guy stuff”, such as rugby tackles in the hallway, manly wrestling on the school lawn at lunch, arm-in-arm walking, ruffling the other’s hair. They try to look ‘no homo’ but they’re not fooling anybody (seriously, they think people are blind or what ?)

Fudou finds Kidou real hot with folded sleeves.

Kidou loves to mess Fudou’s soft hair and see him drawing back with his cheeks blushing slightly.

Sakuma is jaded to see them looking at each other’s butt when they think no one is watching.

Drunk wrestling in Kidou’s room during a party when everyone is in the living or on the pool terrace. The game turned into a hot, intimate moment when Kidou wrestled Fudou to the ground. In the haze of the moment they eventually kissed.

Awkward moments the next week because they’re not understanding what happened and why it happened (long on muscles and brain, short on emotional quotient). They finally agree about the fact they should blame it on the alcohol and forget about it.

They don’t forget about it.

Health class about shared sexual behaviors was the most embarassing thing ever.

Sakuma :“It’s a good thing Hata-sensei was in charge of health class this year. My big brother told me Okazaki-sensei is more old school, like, sex-is-evil kind of old school.”  Fudou : “Shut up Sakuma.”

Kidou and Fudou started doing “no homo” stuff again after agreeing on forgetting the kiss episode. They only did it in more private places, as if they unconsciously knew they were having a really intimate behavior.

“Try to kiss my neck” is their new favorite game with one of them knocking the other into the wall and trying to kiss his neck when the other is struggling to dodge. They’re only playing in the privacy of Kidou’s room.

Sakuma is pissed because SERIOUSLY GET A ROOM YOU’RE FLIRTING LIKE 24 HOURS A DAY

Genda needs Kidou to help him with math lessons and Fudou kinda sulks because they’re spending the whole week-end together. He tries to make Kidou jealous too and goes to Sakuma’s on sunday.

*knock knock knock* *Sakuma opens the door just a little* “Hey, Sakuma-kuuun~!” *door slams*

What is personal space ? Sakuma tries to explain the concept to Kidou and Fudou.

Fudou’s mother couldn’t come to the parents-professors meeting in school because of her work. Fudou goes on his own and meets Kidou, who was closing the student council meeting room. Kidou opens the room and takes Fudou in it, saying the student council has free snacks in the closet. They sit and talk for a long hour.

They tenderly kiss.

“What’s going on between us ?”

They decide to let things happen and end up in Kidou’s bedroom, kissing and holding each other tightly.

From then, regular sex in all kind of places -mostly their rooms but also once at school because Sakuma told them to FUCKING GET A ROOM

Genda : “Say, Kidou, are you in love with Fudou ? Or is it… only physical ?”

Love /lʌv/ :  (noun) a strong feeling of affection, (verb)  to feel deep affection and/or sexual passion for someone.

Kidou realises he’s in love with Fudou.

Fudou is so beautiful when he’s sleeping. Kidou feels lucky when the brunet falls asleep on his shoulder during lunch break.

“I think I love you”

Fudou knew it for a while now : they were doing everything like lovers, of course Kidou loved him. Of course, he loved Kidou as well.

Sakuma ; “Say, Fudou, are you going out with Kidou ?”

“I guess.”

Some highschool!kdfd headcanons for you all ~ Hope you’ll like it ?

The health class drawing was the funniest to draw tbh ahaha… But I love the last one…

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True, so true

Boudica: Mordred, I have to ask- why are you so obsessed with your father?

Mordred: What's that suppose to mean?

Boudica: Well, your father clearly doesn't care for you so surely it would be better to move on. After all, you have a mother don't you?

Mordred: Yeah. what of her?

Boudica (a loving mother): I mean, surely she must care about you?

Mordred: Bwahahaha!

Boudica: Did...I make a joke?

Mordred: Yeah you must have! Who'd honestly say mothers give two shits about their kids?

Boudica: Sir Mordred!

Mordred: Wha?

Boudica: How could you say such a thing? What mother wouldn't care for their children?

Mordred: What mother would care?

Boudica: Mordred, you must be mistaken. Surely your mother cared for you at some point. Just think back. How about when she celebrated your birthday?

Mordred: Birthday? What's that?

Boudica: Well...what about when you were sick?

Mordred: She'd shove some kind of painful potion down my throat to expel the disease.

Boudica: Then, what about your training?

Mordred: She gave me a sword, threw giant animated statues at me and said 'Either kill these or die.'

Boudica: But, she must have at least cooked food for you.

Mordred: I ate nothing but shitty bread and lumpy mashed potatoes my whole childhood and my last memory of her meals was her poisoning me.

Boudica: *mouth agap* What...

Mordred: Can I go now?

[Headcanon] How Kumo really ended up with the Nibi.

Alternatively: That one time Tobirama made friends with the Necromancer Hellcat.

Because I can totally see the Nibi trolling the Shinobi world. Mito thinks it’s hilarious, and Tobirama has got to get his kicks somehow.

It begins when Mito seals the Kyubi into her navel with nothing but ink and chakra. Suddenly the whole shinobi world is gearing up, ready for battle. In the idiot-mind of Tobirama’s older brother (seriously, this naïve trusting nature of his will get him killed someday) the best thing to do is to track down the other bijuu, seal them up into nice little packages, and ship them off to neighboring countries.

‘Everybody gets a Bijuu!’ He announces over the kotatsu during dinner one night, beaming at his own brilliance.

Tobirama facepalms when he hears this.

Mito snorts, but secretly she agrees with her brother-in-law.

This can only end in tears.

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Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

okay you know what I would absolutely kill for? younger teenage Luke and Leia accidentally meeting up (maybe Luke stole a ship, or got arrested) and Obi-Wan having to (a) find them, and (b) stop them from destroying everything in their path once he does.

I just want to watch him attempt to reason with two very angry, very powerful fourteen year olds whose dearest wish is to blow up an imperial cruiser. Negotiator indeed.