Vulture!!! They're My Favorite :)

What gel can I buy to make my hair flow like it's been painted on a canvas by someone who cries as they paint

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time

There was a little ladybug charm in my kindergarten classroom.

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

Yesterday, I decided to throw an Enlightenment-style salon where we would discuss poetry, and told people to being their favorite pieces :). More than half were about death, and we spent the whole time talking about death as a metaphor for sex. Anyway, I love college.

my plan for 2025 is to do things

yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You

I've been worried ever since I was born

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning?🎶

With all of the money in the cash register.