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Alright I need to know.

Did anybody else's parents teached them about period and death at a young age without sugar coating it, or is it just my family?

Cause my mom explained to my sister and I about period when we were like four or five years old. We saw her pads and tampons, asked what they where, and she explained it. Didn't say we'll understand when we're older, none of that junk, she just explained it like. The funny thing is that we didn't care, we were just happy to know what that was.

She also explained to us about death when we asked why we didn't have grandpa's like other kids. She just explained death to us in a way that a five/six year old kid can understand.

And in all honesty, I love my mom for that. She understood that we wanted to know, so she explained to us in a way a child can understand.

But all honesty, were anybody else parents like that? Or are my parents just really good at parenting?

FINALLY got a name for my tf cybervers au. It's now called- The yellow guardians au

From now on whenever I will post about it I will use that name. NOW onto more stuff about it:

- bee and cheetor know that the decepticons and autobots are on earth. Cheetor saw windblade when she was hiding from the seekers.

- bee was the reason that tell X started helping and listening to WB (windblade).

- bee is a triple changer, his alt forms are the car mode he uses in the show and an honey badger (there is a big chance that I will change it, but for now he's a badger).

- tell X doesn't tell WB about bee or cheetor cause bee asked him to keep secret about them.

That's everything for now. Hope you enjoyed my rambling.

Does anyone in the transformers fandom have a fic where starscream is the one too get stuck in the ice instead of skyfire/ Jetfire?

Cause I really one too read one like it, it sounds like it could be really interesting and I really wonder how everything in transformers would transpire with starscream in the ice and sky/jetfire not

Does anyone have any good Rodimus/ hot rod centric fics?

I can't find some good angst fic that focuses on him that doesn't include gataway. And it really annoys me.

Or one were he as powers ( I cannot remember whats it's called for the life of me) but he didn't tell anyone/ no one knows.

Either way I just want a good centric Rodimus fic.

ok that’s it I’m gonna say it because I’m brave and I’m not gonna tag it much because I’m a coward.

I do not understand why Optimus Prime is portrayed as a twink so goddamned often. Most often in MegOP media, which I feel lends far better to like, toxic old man yaoi tropes in most media.

and like, do you want you want, be free! But… why is it so everywhere when the stereotype doesn’t fit well imo?

MAYBE this is because I watched G1 the most. MAYBE. But I’ve also seen Prime, and I don’t get it there. Prime OP has so much stress and is an overworked mf who is trying his damndest to keep like… 5 people alive while facing an entire goddamned army and also his nemesis who is doing evil space drugs. Is it really just the one plotline where his memories get yeeted, and the innocence he lost during the war comes back? His waist being thin? Is that what makes people twinkify him?

TF One OP also does not fit the role. Yes, he’s younger, and a bit sassy and snarky but there’s this like… idk, it’s like fanart that I see of him sands down all his rough edges. I believe the term is woobified?

So! for the sake of having a semi productive conversation, I genuinely want this question answered. Why do people tend to portray Optimus so heavily as ‘the woman in the gay relationship’, especially when it comes to shipping him Megatron?

I heard a sound on tik tok where a character said they are the same age forever, and that got my brain puting rodimus in there.

SO, rodimus who's stuck the same age he was as when he died, both physically and mentally.

The matrix revived him, but he just, stopped aging. He doesn't even realize it until someone points it out to him.

I imagine he doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want pity. But then one time he's very drunk and out of it and just starts talking and making everyone concerned.

The Wolf Man is Jason, isn't he?

I just know its Jason

So, I finished cyberverse.

And I got more ideas for my lest cyberverse post. ( I'm making it my AU, it has no name yet but I will figure one out later)

SO, Cheetor found bumblebee's pod about two thousand years after humans first evolved ( the show didn't tell us when cheetor was created, so in this au he was created after humans evolved enough to be somewhat sentient). He took bee's pod to the Allspark and their the pod opened and bee woke up.

The Allspark spoke to bee and cheetor and so bee became a second keeper for the Allspark. (He still has no memories)

Bee and Cheetor became best friends (brothers) and protected the Allspark together.

Bee likes exploring the planet and he enjoys learning about the different beings in it. (still a scout at spark)

Cheetor helped bee choose anoter form for going around. (I still have no idea what animal it will be)

Thats everything I came up with, I will update when I have more

Dear transformers fandom.

You are all cawerds and lazy.

You decide that the ship name for shockwave x soundwave will be wavewave, and that is lazy. You could have given it the much cooler name of- soundshock.

But you didn't cause of cawerdnes, and for that you only get 90% of respect from me. (The ship name only loses you about 0.9% of respect, most of the 10% of respect you lost are from other stuff)

I get to do a personality analysis for school (it's instead of a test) and I'm stuck between two characters. Can y'all please help me decide?