You All Decided. I Am Going To Do A Personality Analysis For Mao Mao Mao.

Dear transformers fandom.

You are all cawerds and lazy.

You decide that the ship name for shockwave x soundwave will be wavewave, and that is lazy. You could have given it the much cooler name of- soundshock.

But you didn't cause of cawerdnes, and for that you only get 90% of respect from me. (The ship name only loses you about 0.9% of respect, most of the 10% of respect you lost are from other stuff)

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

I made some transformers memes (they are mostly MTMTE and me shitting on Optimus)

I know close to nothing about MTMTE or the idw comics. But that will not stop me from making memes based on what I do know about it

I get to do a personality analysis for school (it's instead of a test) and I'm stuck between two characters. Can y'all please help me decide?

I have an mdzs headcanon where Jin ling's first words where a-die/baba -(dad in Mandarin) to Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng practically raised him and because he (Jin ling) saw other children call the man that raised them baba he called Jiang Cheng baba. And that is the story of how Jiang Cheng cried for the first time since wei wuxian died because of is nephew

Reblog if you believe that literally ANYONE ELSE should’ve been Rodimus Prime’s Lost Light Co-Captain, instead of Megatron! 

I need someone to write a fic about rodimus just verbally abusing Optimus for like three chapters. And at the same time also menging to make him understand why putting the mech who chousd a civil war, the deaths of millions of cybertronians and the destruction of their planet as the CAPTAIN of a ship full of people who have been either directly or indirectly hurt by him is a stupid aft idea. Especially when the other (and first) captain of that ship literally got FRAGING KILLED BY THAT SAME WAR LORD (now war criminal on probesion).

Just, a fic of rodimus explaining to Optimus everything he did wrong in life.

I cannot hold it in any longer, so here are some of my favorite transformers headcanons:

1. transformers rescue bots blades is non-binary. Every time I watch the show and see blades I just think:" ah, that is a non-binary they/them robot if I've ever seen one"

2. Rescue bots chase as autism. I am not explaining this one.

3. all of the rescue bots have guilt about being asleep for most of the war and surviving while all the other rescue bots didn't.

4. MTMTE rodimus as AUDHD (autism and ADHD). he is also between non-binary to agender in my mind. (I am not explaining myself).

5. Seekers have no gender.

6. Bumblebee as autism.

7. Starscream as sociopath tendencies and is a psychopath.

Got more ideas (and energy to write them) for my cybervers au (windblade, telletran X and grimlock). Not a lot, but my brain is too full of school to really come up with ideas (high school's a bitch). Anyway here they are:

Windblade didn't get discovered by the seekers. (They only found her because she stopped to talk to bee, and since she didn't find him, she wasn't discovered).

Windblade still found tell X (a short for telletran X), but because the seekers didn't know about tell X, there was no trap.

Tell X only started to help wind after she got the chance to tell tell X that she found some clues about the others (it's grimlock).

Grimlock acts the same way he does in the show.

They find the arc without any problems. Because the seekers don't know about them, there was no reason for the rest of the decepticons to come.

The rest of the decepticons came to earth for a different reason (I have no idea what that reason is).

And that's everything my brain meneged to come up with. I am very happy with it. (I do need my brain to come up with more important lore to the au before I come bust because of plot holes in my own au)

Some fluff for this au cause my brain was nice to me (it loves coming up with angst but not fluff).

when hot rod died he was somewhere in his twenties. And when the matrix made Rodimus to possess his body, it "accidentally" brought back hot rod as a sort of voice or ghost that only Rodimus can hear/see.

Hot rod (instead of being mad at having someone possess his body) becomes some sort of mentor- parental figure- for Rodimus cause he realises that he's only a sparkling.

He helps Rodimus by telling him about mechs he meets or are important, Explains about the war and its history, teaches him about Cybertron and its history. And just doing all of the things that the matrix and primus didn't do.

Hot rod is also Rodimus's voice of reason (Rodimus only listens to him). And lets just say that without hot rod, Rodimus (and everyone else) would have been dead fifty times over.

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.