(During A Trip To The Demon Realm, Sasha And Hunter Stumble Into A Cursed Forest Where They Run Into

(During a trip to the Demon Realm, Sasha and Hunter stumble into a cursed forest where they run into a group of reanimated skeletons with swords)

Sasha: (fighting off a skeleton with her swords) Hey, don't get me wrong - I'm having a great time right now - but what's the deal with these skeletons?

Hunter: (fighting off a skeleton with his staff) What do you mean?

Sasha: What exactly is holding them together?

Hunter: Uhh... their bones, I guess?

Sasha: That makes no sense! Bones are held together with ligaments and tendons. But all I see are bones.

Hunter: I guess I don't understand what you're asking.

Sasha: (disarms one skeleton, grabs it by the arm, and shows it to Hunter) Okay, look; this is the radius, this is the ulna, this is the humerus. Now, if I take my sword and cut this skeleton's arm between its humerus and radius like so... (cuts the arm in half) ... what am I actually cutting?

Skeleton: Okay, first of all; rude. Second; if you're that curious, we were reanimated by a cursed witch and we're held together by a magic field. He gave us pamphlets saying that we're now contractually obligated to guard this cursed forest.

Sasha: (crosses her arms) And you read this pamphlet with no eyes?

Skeleton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just blew my mind. (GASP!) I DON'T HAVE A MIND!

The two manage to convince the skeletons to unionize against the witch who raised them. He didn’t go quietly and the skeletons started a new village in the woods, tending to a new Palistrom grove